my child

It's what black women call a little white woman.

Excuse me, my child.
Child

by ScaryandCherryforever September 3, 2016

thats not my child

Not the parent of an infant/infants

Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!

What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.

by peace be still November 13, 2017

no my child, this is not my desire

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

You can think up your own example

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

You stabbed my child

When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates

Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it

by xomaniac December 2, 2011

INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD

In reference to the game "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."

BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
FREDDY: INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD

by AuroraMatt April 10, 2015

where my child at

me when she gives birth to my child

Where my child at

by snowumbrella August 26, 2023

My child

Something parents say that translates to 'my slave'. It is usually used to make themselves look good

Mother: my child, wash the dishes

by Hiwho September 21, 2025