my child 

It's what black women call a little white woman.

Excuse me, my child.
Child

my child by ScaryandCherryforever September 3, 2016

My child 

Something parents say that translates to 'my slave'. It is usually used to make themselves look good

Mother: my child, wash the dishes

My child by Hiwho September 21, 2025

thats not my child 

Not the parent of an infant/infants

Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!

What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.

thats not my child by peace be still November 13, 2017

no my child, this is not my desire 

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

You can think up your own example

no my child, this is not my desire by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

You stabbed my child 

When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates

Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it

You stabbed my child by xomaniac December 2, 2011

where my child at

me when she gives birth to my child

Where my child at

where my child at by snowumbrella August 26, 2023

INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD 

In reference to the game "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."

BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
FREDDY: INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD

INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD by AuroraMatt April 10, 2015