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My child 

Something parents say that translates to 'my slave'. It is usually used to make themselves look good
My child by Hiwho September 21, 2025

thats not my child 

Not the parent of an infant/infants
Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!

What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.

no my child, this is not my desire 

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

You stabbed my child 

When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates
Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it
You stabbed my child by xomaniac December 2, 2011

where my child at

me when she gives birth to my child
Where my child at
where my child at by snowumbrella August 26, 2023

INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD 

In reference to the game "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."
BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
FREDDY: INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD