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mutha fucker

1. the actual act of fucking your maternal figure
2. My whole life revolves around it
1. Mom: Quick get out of bed, hurry Dad's coming back.
2. hehehehe, that was some good shit (lick the cum off my mouth)
mutha fucker by Ari December 14, 2003

Mutha Fucker Muffin Man 

a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.
Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."

Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."

SHIT MUNGIN MUTHA FUCKER

A PERSON WHO HAS A ANIMAL AND THEY SHIT AND PISS AND PISS PUDDLES ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK AND WAIT FOR THE RAIN TO WASH IT AWAY.
ON MY PAPER ROUTE I WALK UP TO THE HOUSE AND ON THE SIDEWALK THIS SHIT MUNGIN MUTHA FUCKER HAS LEFT SHIT BALLS ALL OVER THE WALK AND I FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING FUCKIN HOP SCOTCH.

fat mutha fucker 

a fat peice of shit that dwells in england and eats fucking everything
fat mutha fucker that eats me, dogs, his parents, his car, truffles
fat mutha fucker by jiggaboo111 October 23, 2008

bounce mutha fucker

When a person is already upset with another than he tell to the other these words.
Bounce mutha fucker

mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker 

1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.
Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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