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Having a small bite of a friends meal.

Bigger than a bite but not a monch
May I have a moonch of your sandwich?
Moonch by Pregercorn July 12, 2019
Moonch is a term used for a large male, who participates in oral sex in the back regions of another individuals bottom (asshole) the term was based off an a popular figure branded as “Dom.” This person was the sole face of the term. He alone had participated in a whooping 53 sessions before gaining popularity as the “moonch.” The sesh that set Dom off was one of his lastest and biggest acts where he had eaten “Biggest Losers” star participant, Vincent Biscuits, whole buttocks in a public outing. To top his huge feat off, he did so in a bouncy castle, with over 30 people watching.
DAMN!!! I didn’t know Dom was a “Moonch”

I wish I knew how Dom became everyone’s favorite Moonch.

Yo, I need a Moonch like dom.

I wish he’d “Moonch” me up like that!

Hey, make sure to invite Tony’s moonch, Dom, he’s one of the best!!!
Moonch by Tony Reynoso November 1, 2022

Moonch Mink 

“MOONCH MINK” terms for “goofy” or “lame”
“if you don’t shut up with yo moonch mink head ass”
Moonch Mink by fleek0fl3xy November 25, 2023

porn mooch 

1) n. An individual who acquires and uses another's account for commercial porn sites without ever contributing money or returning the favor.

2) n. An individual who refuses to pay for porn, but rather subsists on the seemingly infinite supply of lo-res pictures and truncated, money shot-less clips meant to induce subscriptions. Without use of a proper browser, this usually leads to a porn storm. The search of good porn using this method can often result in succumbing to a porn vortex.
Matt is such a porn mooch! I gave him my goatslikeitrough.com login like three months ago, and he changed my password!

Every time you pass by Eric's computer, there's a porn storm. He's such a porn mooch! Why doesn't he just pay for the stuff?
porn mooch by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008

Scooch a mooch 

*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch
Scooch a mooch by hereforari June 17, 2016

Scooch a mooch 

Someone who is annoying, really disturbing
Scooch a mooch by Agb_93 July 23, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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