An individual that hyper-fixates on and/or feels the need to constantly share information and theories regarding astrological signs and their correlation to different behaviors.
Person 1: “You act so entitled you’re literally such a Leo, it makes so much sense now.”
Person 2; “stfu you Moonchaser”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.