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Madicus Long 

An alias, like Heywood Jablome or Mike Hunt, that can be given to the ladies.
Deana: So, what's your name?
Trav: Madicus Long. How about yours?
Deana: Consuelo
Trav: This should work out well.
Madicus Long by Linda's Boyfriend December 24, 2008
Related Words
MMADI • madi • madigan • madie • Madilynn • madiha • Madilyn • madiana • Madihah • madii
A crazy beautiful girl that has done a lot in the world. Being a good sibling, being smart, and having a good sense of humor
Madi is wonderful
Madi by Rhdhdhebdhd November 20, 2018

james madison 

Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson
James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??

Madison Disease 

When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package
you selling a single pic for $5? you got the madison disease bro
Madison Disease by madisondisease August 18, 2021

Madilyne 

Here I am all alone, with my heart in one hand and a glock in the other hand. Do I end this now? No! I cant, I wont give up, because I remember that feeling and I'd go through all that pain again for just one more night with you...So I remain here. Till I hold you in my arms again I will remain here. Waiting.........Because I love you.
Let me tell you just how a Madilyne makes me feel.
Madilyne by ImSureYouCan Guess June 14, 2019

James Madison 

America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.
Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.
James Madison by Mark,MyWords November 6, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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