MLIAP 

My life is a porno.

I am 21, and I have secretly been having sex with my roommate's 40 year old cougar mom for the past 6 months, MLIAP!

I was gonna get kicked out of college if I didn't get at least a B in my class, I ended up having to do more than flirting to get my professor to change my F to a B, but we finally "came" to an agreement. MLIAP

MLIAP by mliap November 5, 2009

MLIPW 

MLIPW: My Life Is Piggy Whipped; to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.

Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!

MLIPW by P.E. Whipple August 11, 2011

MLIAJ 

"My life is a joke". Unfortunate, annoying things just keep happening to you. Over, and over and over again.

Kim: "Guess what happened to me yesterday."
Sue: "What?"
Kim: "They lost my luggage at the airport. And this creepy guy won't stop stalking me. Oh, and I fell down the stairs...again. MLIAJ."

MLIAJ by eyehasanidea January 13, 2010

Mlipping

Mlipping, a very dangerous and illegal act on the popular sandbox game Garry’s Mod. When a Player goes on the server and hacks the server to make everyone die. Very similar to the infamous act known as Tab Dotching!

Player: I JUST GOT MLIPPED! JED IS MLIPPING!
Staff: What the heck! You are getting banned

Mlipping by MemeLogic February 26, 2021

MLIA 

MLIA - My Life Is Average
normally used when giving a description to how your life is average, Today, I swallowed a watermelon seed. A watermelon did not grow in my tummy. MLIA

Today, I was walking along when I noticed a sign that said " DANGER! KEEP OFF GRASS". I walked on the grass. The Danger was not present. MLIA

I bought a plant from Home Depot the other day. The cashier told me to water it everyday or else it would die. I didn't water it everyday just to see if it would die. It did. MLIA
Today, everyone walked right past me and didn't even think to sit next to me on the school bus. My feelings aren't hurt though, I'm the bus driver. MLIA.

MLIA by brehbrehbrehbhre] June 6, 2009

MLIAA 

1. An acronym meaning My Life Is ACTUALLY Average. Used at the end of an average anecdote, especially an average anecdote that is free of cliches and, as the name implies, actually average. It is similar to MLIA (My Life Is Average) but the added "ACTUALLY" (usually in all-caps) is in retaliation to the large number of un-average and cliche stories that end with "MLIA."

2. mliaa.tumblr.com. A website where stories that end in "MLIAA" are posted. These stories are checked to make sure that they are free of cliches, ninjas, Harry Potter, dinosaurs, awesome things, or general un-averageness. Originally formed by a member of MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com), this website offers a haven for those who liked the old MLIA before it became cliche.

1. Guy: Today, I noticed that MLIA stories are all cliche. MLIAA

2. MLIA-er #1: Ugh, look at all these cliche stories on MLIA
MLIA-er #2: I heard MLIAA is ACTUALLY average!

MLIAA by Slartibartfast5 November 3, 2009

MLIHP 

Stemmed from popular user-submission based Websites like MyLifeisAverage.com and MyLifeisHP.com, MLIHP refers to the acronym "My Life is Harry Potter", a term often mentioned by extreme fans of the Harry Potter series.

So today I walked up to a girl and said "Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away...", she just walked away... Must've been a Twilight fan. MLIHP

Today, a silly Muggle asked me why I was carrying around an old-fashioned "pencil." Little did he know it was actually a 9 inch oak wand with a Phoenix feather core. Silly Muggle. MLIHP.

MLIHP by Harrry Pottter November 15, 2010