MLIHP 

Stemmed from popular user-submission based Websites like MyLifeisAverage.com and MyLifeisHP.com, MLIHP refers to the acronym "My Life is Harry Potter", a term often mentioned by extreme fans of the Harry Potter series.

So today I walked up to a girl and said "Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away...", she just walked away... Must've been a Twilight fan. MLIHP

Today, a silly Muggle asked me why I was carrying around an old-fashioned "pencil." Little did he know it was actually a 9 inch oak wand with a Phoenix feather core. Silly Muggle. MLIHP.

MLIHP by Harrry Pottter November 15, 2010

MLIHP 

The poorly done, not very frequently visited website, www.mylifeisharrypotter.com Which wants so desperately wants to be AverageWizard, which was, in essence, the same thing, but much more popular and stretched out to various Potter related things including but not limited to AVPM (A Very Potter Musical) and PotterPuppetPals. The reason us Potter fans must visit MyLifeIsHarryPotter is because AverageWizard has shut down for some unknown reason.

Today, I pointed my wand at a lightswitch and shouted, 'Lumos Maxima!' It didn't work but I still felt magical. MLIHP

MLIHP by OpheliaPotter-Malfoy June 23, 2010

MLIPW 

MLIPW: My Life Is Piggy Whipped; to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.

Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!

MLIPW by P.E. Whipple August 11, 2011

Mlipping

Mlipping, a very dangerous and illegal act on the popular sandbox game Garry’s Mod. When a Player goes on the server and hacks the server to make everyone die. Very similar to the infamous act known as Tab Dotching!

Player: I JUST GOT MLIPPED! JED IS MLIPPING!
Staff: What the heck! You are getting banned

Mlipping by MemeLogic February 26, 2021

MLIAP 

My life is a porno.

I am 21, and I have secretly been having sex with my roommate's 40 year old cougar mom for the past 6 months, MLIAP!

I was gonna get kicked out of college if I didn't get at least a B in my class, I ended up having to do more than flirting to get my professor to change my F to a B, but we finally "came" to an agreement. MLIAP

MLIAP by mliap November 5, 2009

Mlipping

A dangerous malware type attack thorough multiplayer servers in “Garry’s Mod”.
It causes the quadrations of the hyphosophigles to yoinkaboink the oompaloomp causing an chain reaction of tab dotching like symptoms of derlinsles type movements of the player model’s peudensiphels.

Player: This player just Mlipped me, and now my computer is smoking!
Admin: Mlipping isn’t allowed, you are getting banned!

Mlipping by JedSeriousRP March 2, 2021

MLIP 

Term for the website "My Life is Persian"

#1: I shaved yesterday, and now I need to shave again. MLIP

#2: Man, you got that from mylifeispersian.net!

MLIP by Soccer Fan July 16, 2010