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My Life In A Nutshell

when something sums up your life exactly
Sue: I've always wanted to have a unicorn...
Mary: MLIAN!
mlian by ayeyosahn May 29, 2010
Related Words
mlian • Milan • milana • Milano • mianus • miana' • milani • melian • Mianna • Milanda
Milania is a beautiful and outgoing girl, she always speaks her mind and isn’t afraid to tell you the truth. She is a daredevil and takes many risks. She’s often a girl with brown or black hair and hazel eyes. She’s boy crazy and falls for all guys regardless of their age, however she is gorgeous so guys often fall for her too. She loves electronics and will rarely ever be caught doing something outside without her phone.
Guy 1: “Hey I know that girl, her names milania she has a huge crush on me even though I’m 10 years older than her.”
Guy 2: “ I don’t know, I think she’s hot.”
Milania by Hhhgggtttyyyyp April 7, 2019

Cruz milan 

Small time artist from miami with damn fine music that deserves more recognition, “universe”, “it’s not your fault”, “future wife”

Definitely worth a listen and follow,

Cruz milan is likely to get famous pretty soon
Cruz Milan is dope

Any music by cruz milan automatically qualifies as 🔥
Cruz milan by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022
She is a very loving and passionate girl when it comes to relationships. Very shy, but once you get to know her you’ll find her true personality. Friends with anyone that is willing to talk to her first. Very experimental and loves a good adventure. She is nice and caring. But, she is also very freaky and wild. When you meet a Miliana, make sure you stay friends with her because she is a genuine person to have in your life.
Ryan:Who’s the new girl?
Friend of Ryan: That’s miliana she is a baddie
#Baddie #cute #keeper
miliana by Mlatana02 June 30, 2018
"My life is a joke". Unfortunate, annoying things just keep happening to you. Over, and over and over again.
Kim: "Guess what happened to me yesterday."
Sue: "What?"
Kim: "They lost my luggage at the airport. And this creepy guy won't stop stalking me. Oh, and I fell down the stairs...again. MLIAJ."
MLIAJ by eyehasanidea January 13, 2010

Denise Milani 

One of the hottest women on earth, if not the hottest.

Unfortunately she doesn't do any nude, but there 100's of sexy pictures in bikini, lingerie or tight clothing to be found on the internet.

If her boobs are 100% natural like she claims them to be, God must have been in a good mood when she was conceived. Combined with a perfect ass and a cute face, she is better than superwoman.

Denise was born in the Czech Republic and moved to the US, not unlike Veronica Zemanova. And although Zemanova does show boob, nipple and labia, she does have inflated tits. So Denise is the hotter one.
I wish Denise Milani would show some boob! Or at least a nipple...
Denise Milani by Milanifan January 19, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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