MLIAN 

My Life is A Nightmare

Used to describe awful things, Ie: not having the 'right' pair of black shoes within your 20 pair collection. Not being able to stay more days on a European vacation because you have to prepare for another trip, etc

I was only able to get a 60-minute massage today, MLIAN.

MLIAN by Lloydisms June 18, 2014

mlian 

My Life In A Nutshell

when something sums up your life exactly

Sue: I've always wanted to have a unicorn...
Mary: MLIAN!

mlian by ayeyosahn May 29, 2010

Milania 

Milania is a beautiful and outgoing girl, she always speaks her mind and isn’t afraid to tell you the truth. She is a daredevil and takes many risks. She’s often a girl with brown or black hair and hazel eyes. She’s boy crazy and falls for all guys regardless of their age, however she is gorgeous so guys often fall for her too. She loves electronics and will rarely ever be caught doing something outside without her phone.

Guy 1: “Hey I know that girl, her names milania she has a huge crush on me even though I’m 10 years older than her.”
Guy 2: “ I don’t know, I think she’s hot.”

Milania by Hhhgggtttyyyyp April 7, 2019

Cruz milan 

Small time artist from miami with damn fine music that deserves more recognition, “universe”, “it’s not your fault”, “future wife”

Definitely worth a listen and follow,

Cruz milan is likely to get famous pretty soon

Cruz Milan is dope

Any music by cruz milan automatically qualifies as 🔥

Cruz milan by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

miliana 

She is a very loving and passionate girl when it comes to relationships. Very shy, but once you get to know her you’ll find her true personality. Friends with anyone that is willing to talk to her first. Very experimental and loves a good adventure. She is nice and caring. But, she is also very freaky and wild. When you meet a Miliana, make sure you stay friends with her because she is a genuine person to have in your life.

Ryan:Who’s the new girl?
Friend of Ryan: That’s miliana she is a baddie
#Baddie #cute #keeper

miliana by Mlatana02 June 30, 2018

MLIAJ 

"My life is a joke". Unfortunate, annoying things just keep happening to you. Over, and over and over again.

Kim: "Guess what happened to me yesterday."
Sue: "What?"
Kim: "They lost my luggage at the airport. And this creepy guy won't stop stalking me. Oh, and I fell down the stairs...again. MLIAJ."

MLIAJ by eyehasanidea January 13, 2010

Denise Milani 

One of the hottest women on earth, if not the hottest.

Unfortunately she doesn't do any nude, but there 100's of sexy pictures in bikini, lingerie or tight clothing to be found on the internet.

If her boobs are 100% natural like she claims them to be, God must have been in a good mood when she was conceived. Combined with a perfect ass and a cute face, she is better than superwoman.

Denise was born in the Czech Republic and moved to the US, not unlike Veronica Zemanova. And although Zemanova does show boob, nipple and labia, she does have inflated tits. So Denise is the hotter one.

I wish Denise Milani would show some boob! Or at least a nipple...

Denise Milani by Milanifan January 19, 2011