MLIAJ 

"My life is a joke". Unfortunate, annoying things just keep happening to you. Over, and over and over again.

Kim: "Guess what happened to me yesterday."
Sue: "What?"
Kim: "They lost my luggage at the airport. And this creepy guy won't stop stalking me. Oh, and I fell down the stairs...again. MLIAJ."

MLIAJ by eyehasanidea January 13, 2010

mlijb 

A horrible creation that has been named a web site. This is for those crazy justin beiber fans that want to find and rape him. If you are a MLIA person then please understand that you may feel nausea after going on this web site. Also you can't change the language on it so that you don't have to see it. I would know. I tried three different times.

(crazy justin beiber fan): OH MY GOSH!!! LETS GO ON MLIJB! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER? HE'S SO DREAMY!
(crazy justin beiber fans MLIAer friend): ......I don't know you freak. No friend of mine is a Justin Beiber fan. AVADA KEDAVRA!

mlijb by Your fellow MLIAer April 29, 2011

MLIA 

MLIA - My Life Is Average
normally used when giving a description to how your life is average, Today, I swallowed a watermelon seed. A watermelon did not grow in my tummy. MLIA

Today, I was walking along when I noticed a sign that said " DANGER! KEEP OFF GRASS". I walked on the grass. The Danger was not present. MLIA

I bought a plant from Home Depot the other day. The cashier told me to water it everyday or else it would die. I didn't water it everyday just to see if it would die. It did. MLIA
Today, everyone walked right past me and didn't even think to sit next to me on the school bus. My feelings aren't hurt though, I'm the bus driver. MLIA.

MLIA by brehbrehbrehbhre] June 6, 2009

MLIAA 

1. An acronym meaning My Life Is ACTUALLY Average. Used at the end of an average anecdote, especially an average anecdote that is free of cliches and, as the name implies, actually average. It is similar to MLIA (My Life Is Average) but the added "ACTUALLY" (usually in all-caps) is in retaliation to the large number of un-average and cliche stories that end with "MLIA."

2. mliaa.tumblr.com. A website where stories that end in "MLIAA" are posted. These stories are checked to make sure that they are free of cliches, ninjas, Harry Potter, dinosaurs, awesome things, or general un-averageness. Originally formed by a member of MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com), this website offers a haven for those who liked the old MLIA before it became cliche.

1. Guy: Today, I noticed that MLIA stories are all cliche. MLIAA

2. MLIA-er #1: Ugh, look at all these cliche stories on MLIA
MLIA-er #2: I heard MLIAA is ACTUALLY average!

MLIAA by Slartibartfast5 November 3, 2009

MLIA Commenters

The people who OP's don't think about when writing submissions. The ones who sit through Steve every day for three hours. The people who have the best comment section on the internet.

MLIA Commenters: All the regulars, n00bs, and trolls.

MLIA Commenters by MLIACommenter August 14, 2010

MLIAP 

My life is a porno.

I am 21, and I have secretly been having sex with my roommate's 40 year old cougar mom for the past 6 months, MLIAP!

I was gonna get kicked out of college if I didn't get at least a B in my class, I ended up having to do more than flirting to get my professor to change my F to a B, but we finally "came" to an agreement. MLIAP

MLIAP by mliap November 5, 2009

MLIA-er

A person who believes that their Hogwarts Letter of Acceptance got lost (or that the owl did on the way), that ninjas are better than pirates and playing with NERF guns is time well spent.

Also, a typical MLIA-er hates all things Twilight, and enjoys dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. They also choose life goals through mysteryseeker.com.

MLIA-ers can be found en masse at MyLifeIsAverage.com

Person 1: Dude, did that teacher just make an obscure Harry Potter reference, then shoot us with a NERF gun?!

Person 2: Yeah, he's a MLIA-er for sure.

MLIA-er by FreakedOutGeek May 16, 2011