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a Mother I'd Like to Friend On Facebook.
I saw a friend of a facebook friend. man, she was a MILFOF!
MILFOF by markconlonmassage April 16, 2010

Milford Haven 

Sea port Town in West Wales used to be famous for its fishing industry.now famous for fuck all.Home to the Elephant Woman,Places of interest inciude Condom fishing on Gelliswick bay, Posing in Martha's Harbour and trying to look like a yacht owner or visit the Haven Hotel for a friendly Welcome and get your pocket picked!
Milford Haven is not as bad as Pembroke Dock
Milford Haven by Hash BROON August 8, 2006

Milford Cubicle 

An armless character in episode three of the Salad Fingers flash movies. He chases Salad Fingers home after he steals Milford's "nettle carrier". Milford spends hours bashing his head against the door of Salad Fingers' before he dies. Salad Fingers gives the now deceased man the name Milford, and invites him in for a glass of milk. Milford's wears an apron which says "BBQ" on the front, and a nametag with three stars on it, that tells people he is Harry, and "happy to help"

Milford Junction 

It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.
Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.

Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?

Guy 1: Like shit!
Milford Junction by guruguru12386 November 5, 2013
Mother I'd Like to Fuck And Fuck Again.

Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. However, this is goes way beyond that. This woman is so fine, that once just wouldn't be enough.
Dude, she's hotter than just a "MILF", she's a "MILFAFA". One time just wouldn't be enough.
MILFAFA by Mandingo_DeSade September 3, 2010

milffromohio2.0 

an instagram meme account, known for spamming the most random stuff. popularized the saying "hey ladies im sephy" from the big bad bosses music video.
funny account and the admins are cool 👍
Person A: "Hey! Do you follow milffromohio2.0 on instagram? They just posted something funny."
Person B: "Shut the fuck up."
milffromohio2.0 by myelinpilled October 25, 2022