Mother I'd like to fuck forever. Do we need to keep reading? Like, amazing. The BEST you ever had. You will NEVER, let me say it again, NEVER, forget her. And that's a good thing. Jerry Maguire shit. Want her? Oh yes you do. You actually NEED her, you just don't know it yet. You will come in like 2 seconds flat. Got her? I hope so. Keep her. Don't ever let go. Period. End of definition. Now, go find one!
That MILFF blew my mind. Over and over and over again.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
Mother I'd like to friend on Facebook. Used when describing an attractive older woman who you're not quite ready to have an intimate relationship with.
by frank_attack August 7, 2009