MILFMO

This is the term used to describe the desire to sleep with a specific MILF repeatedly...Mom I'd Like to Fuck More Often

He used to call her a MILF, but now that he's already hit it, he's upgraded her to a MILFMO.

by cougarcub June 26, 2009

Milfhouse

A loser’s mom who turns out to be a milf

Jimbo: Did you see Milhouse’s mom? She is an absolute milf!

Nelson: That’s no milf, it’s a Milfhouse

by BougieCat32 September 9, 2023

Milford Haven

Sea port Town in West Wales used to be famous for its fishing industry.now famous for fuck all.Home to the Elephant Woman,Places of interest inciude Condom fishing on Gelliswick bay, Posing in Martha's Harbour and trying to look like a yacht owner or visit the Haven Hotel for a friendly Welcome and get your pocket picked!

Milford Haven is not as bad as Pembroke Dock

by Hash BROON August 8, 2006

Milford Cubicle

An armless character in episode three of the Salad Fingers flash movies. He chases Salad Fingers home after he steals Milford's "nettle carrier". Milford spends hours bashing his head against the door of Salad Fingers' before he dies. Salad Fingers gives the now deceased man the name Milford, and invites him in for a glass of milk. Milford's wears an apron which says "BBQ" on the front, and a nametag with three stars on it, that tells people he is Harry, and "happy to help"

I think I'll call you...Milford Cubicle.

by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004

Milford Junction

It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.

Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.

Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?

Guy 1: Like shit!

by guruguru12386 November 5, 2013

Milfmobile

A Milfmobile is a car in which a MILF commonly drives during the day. The destinations a MILF chooses to go in the "Milfmobile" are shopping, taking the kids to school, or coming back from the gym. A Milf specifically drives a black range rover, sometimes gray.

Steve: "Hey! Look at that black range rover!"

Josh: "Yea bro, thats SUCH a Milfmobile..."

by Magic striss March 13, 2009

Milford High School

What don’t you love about Milford high?

It has everything you need, too deans locking the bathroom doors from kids destroying showing there art skills on the walls, too kids pissing on floors.

Milford is the whitest trash in all of the huron district. Too girls hooking up until the school. And ofc you can’t forget the kids who have colored hair and are 300 pounds.

The best part is we have a very loving dean!
He loves the girls so much he even makes sure they’re ok. If you’re lucky enough he will even touch your shoulders a few times…

I saw a dude fingering his girlfriend at lunch, of course it’s at Milford Highschool.

Milford High School - A shitty place for kids to be forced to learn

by SlaveOwner411 October 14, 2021