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milfmobile 

The kind of vehicle that a milf drives between home, school, the shops and after-school clubs. In Britain, the Volkswagen Touran seems to be gaining in popularity amongst the milf community as the preferred brat-wagon for firm butted mature boob-babes.
"For me, the milfmobile of choice this year is the safety feature packed, 150hp SE 2.0 FSI VW Touran. It really makes my 38 year old gash moist when I'm driving the kids to school."
milfmobile by Wizards Sleeve June 3, 2005
Related Words

MILF Mobile

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter
How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile
MILF Mobile by Gerry June 30, 2004

muffmobile 

A vehicle used by one or more lesbians.

An imaginary vehicle used for muffdiving.
"Can't find no pussy? To the muffmobile!"

"I was cruising along in my muffmobile and decided to take a dive."
muffmobile by Reese R. February 4, 2006

milftoilet 

Well, he likes the cock, and ADAM lives in a toilet with other african american horses and likes the cock and play jerkymon all day with pokemon and milhouse etc...
milftoilet smells
milftoilet by dnaannkjugranb][\ August 7, 2003

dilfmobile 

A really nice looking truck that can go from 0 to 60 in 3.7 seconds, has 37 inch wheels, a small lift to allow room for the tires (but not too high or getting the kids in and out of the vehicle is tough), and a good looking man as it’s owner.
So are we buying the Dad car or DILFMOBILE?
dilfmobile by ASHBRAT May 18, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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