milfmones

MILF (acronym: mother I'd like to fuck) + hormones (a regulatory substance in your body) = Milfmones, which is a particular stage in the natural hormone cycle for hot mothers others want to fuck. Milfmones control hot mothers' bodies telling them what to do and when to do it. Often Milfmones will go wild with the desire for younger partners but are not always discriminatory. This can lead to some embarrassing apologies for fucking your adult children's best friends.

Oh sweetheart - I am so sorry that you walked in on me giving your best friend Jimmy a blowie, I am not sure what came over me, it must be these damn Milfmones making me go crazy.

by Harvi Wallbanger July 25, 2023

milfness

the term used when a mother shows how hot they are. Originates from the word 'milf' used to describe a mum who is good looking

oi john, your mum has some proper milfness going on today

by paigetheladbrown March 16, 2016

dirty milliones

This is when a man and another man engage in anal sex, then one man takes his penis and gives his friend a moustache.

No this is not a Dirty Sanchez

by Fortunato Luchesi March 30, 2005

milfsonspeeddial

A sexy, delicious tiktoker, who is currently in a relationship with wh0re4rem and grantchapmanluvr

Wow, milfsonspeeddial is so hot!

Yeah. So is her girlfriend wh0re4rem.

by Ben Barnes’s lover June 18, 2021

Milkmonster

The Milkmonster is a large landbound animal which is characterised by it's ability to consume massive amounts of milk without any gastronomic consequences or concern for others who may wish to keep some of said milk for their own consumption.

Upon finding a supply of milk to have been suddenly and inexplicably exhausted:
"Dear God no! The Milkmonster has struck again!!"

by [e-mail] July 24, 2006

milfzone

Any place where you could find a large number of Milf's

"Let's go to the Milfzone"

"Where's that?"

"Hobby lobby"

by Peachy_Koii October 14, 2021