MILF-E

Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday.

A woman so gorgeous that the 'hit it and quit it" mentality just isn't reasonable. Used mostly by love-struck males in the 18-25 range who have become enamored with an older woman.

Guy One: Dude, that woman is such a MILF.
Guy Two: Nah man, she's a MILF-E.
G1: Huh?
G2: Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday. She's a keeper- I'd treat her like a princess, always making passionate love to her, like a beautiful woman deserves.
G1: Grow a dick, man.
G2: Oh, I have one. And it'd be all hers, forever...

by RichardNixonRocks May 18, 2009

E-Milf

Exactly like a normal Milf with the added bonus of being a gamer herself and having an E-Girl or E-Boy as daughter/son.

Person 1: Dude my Mom plays Viedeogames.
Person 2: Not just Candy Crush on her Phone?
Person 1: No like real Games!
Person 2: Yo dude I think your Mom is an E-Milf.

by Quonquertron February 7, 2020

Average Milf Enjoyer

A normal person that enjoys milfs and is a faithful follower of Milfism.

The average milf enjoyer is the alpha of any brotherhood since they have the capacity to steal your mom.

by Milf Maestro May 3, 2021

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

the_milf.enthusiast

the_milf.enthusiast is the best group account on tik tok and they’re both so hot and sexy!!!

the_milf.enthusiast makes the best tik tok content 😇

by the_milf.enthusiast June 3, 2021

Eternal MILF

A hot mom who gracefully holds her position as a MILF. One who never graduates to cougar status. A forever MILF.

"She is not just a MILF, she's an Eternal MILF !"

by Naughtybody December 6, 2018

Expired MILF

A once hot "mother I'd like to fuck" who is now left to fight against the ravages of time.

From behind that 45 year old women appeared to have some shelf life, but when I saw her face, I realized she was an expired MILF.

by Merkin Donor2 February 8, 2008