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Very obese person in a environment above 100 degrees Fahrenheit.

Look, look at the fatty melt that just rolled out of the hot tub!

Creases on the butthole.

Are your bologna spokes blown?

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.