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the fluid dripped from the corner of your mouth when sleeping
i slept so hard i milched on my pillow.
milch by pinochio the mud shark December 5, 2010
To take back something that is stolen from you
My car got stolen, but I milched it back.
milch by Taylor Kono February 21, 2008
A milch is a mom you'd like to bang but she is too much of a bitch
Luke's mom is a milch.
Milch by SWEETJANENOTPLAIN September 9, 2021
The act of walking by someone and pinching them so hard they lactate. People who partake in milch streaking fail if caught by whoever they do it to.
"Dude, life has been so much since I started milching"

"I've been on a milching streak for a few weeks in school now, it's really fun"
milch by ts-pmo February 21, 2024

milch talk 

Speaking in iambic pentameter with a steady stream of obscenity, ala HBO's "Deadwood."
Voice from the box-"Welcome to Macdonald's, can I take your order?"

Driver-"Would a motherfucker be so fuckin' blind
as undiscerning to discern
the motherfuckin' value of fuckin value meal partook?"

Voice- "That'll be $6.49, please drive around to the second window, and thank you for choosing Motherfuckin' Macdonald's, Milch talker."
milch talk by Pantaloon January 18, 2008

Milch mann 

A german milk man. It also depends on which milk you're talking about
Oh look, its the milch mann!
Milch mann by EndGaming10 June 28, 2021
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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