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Mitchard 

A cross of Rich O'Neill's name and David Hasslehoff's 'Baywatch' character "Mitch" whom he idolises.
"Hey Mitchard, hows it going on the beach?"
Mitchard by Earl & Emil October 13, 2004
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Mitchard 

Someone with the name Mitch who wishes to sound more formal. Can help job resumes, female relations and also add abit of class and mystique.
My name is Mitchard. Yes. I'm classy and amazing.

James Bond has nothing on Mitchard. Mitchard shakes AND stirs.
Mitchard by A Minnesotan February 25, 2019

milfhardrive 

the best twitter user. awesome migi stan, they are so sexy and funny, everyone wants to make out with milfhardrive
me: have you heard of milfhardrive??
you : no they lame as fuck
me: get tf out and drown before you catch these hands ugly bitch 😒😒
milfhardrive by pussywetaf March 11, 2021

Mitchard 

A person you could listen to talk for hours, about anything at all, because their voice is a beautiful melody. Mitchards have impeccable taste in music and the cutest smile you've ever seen and Mitchards make you laugh at the most inopportune of times. They are people who will light up your life and anyone who is graced by their presence is incredibly grateful.
To me, Mitchard is the only living boy in New York.
Mitchard by cardiacfaerie November 20, 2021
a neet
he tries his best but always goes back to crying about being down bad
seriously a cool guy tho

became half michael half richard
Noah: Oh you know Michard?
Carl: Yeah he's everywhere.
michard by urmomaha April 3, 2022
Michardt is a hardworking man, generous with a kind heart and also very strong. Michardt's know how too love you right and knows how to love you under the sheets and loves too get a bonie (bonus at the end of the year) as well.
Michardt's is known for their wonderful personality and love's to be the girlypop. Michardt's also has plenty of general knowledge.
His name is Michardt a kind man.
Michardt by Lovey Lub July 11, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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