Definitions by ts-pmo

bonnie blued 

The act of sleeping with the easiest bop / woman you can find. The phrase is inspired by adult star Bonnie Blue, who allegedly set a world record for sleeping with a thousand men.

"Bro, I just bonnie blued Claudia!"
"Really? I did the same thing just a few days ago! That doesn't make us gay by proximity, does it?"

bonnie blued by ts-pmo May 11, 2025

milch 

The act of walking by someone and pinching them so hard they lactate. People who partake in milch streaking fail if caught by whoever they do it to.

"Dude, life has been so much since I started milching"

"I've been on a milching streak for a few weeks in school now, it's really fun"

milch by ts-pmo February 21, 2024

cheeky edge

The act of subtlely edging in a public environment to where no one will know what you are up to. Typically requires a blanket and some pocket-sized travel lotion and tissues as a failsafe. If suspected, tucking between the cheeks is a last resort.

"John come on, you need to go to your next class, you've been in here at least 5 minutes after class ended!"
"Just hold on a sec man, I'm doing a cheeky edge"

cheeky edge by ts-pmo February 21, 2024

lucting 

The act of harvesting dulk (milk) from a corpse, typically human, and typically a few weeks old.

Intended to go hand-in-hand with munting.

"Fake news doesn't want you to know, luctmaxxing is the new meta"

"Yo come to my place, we can go lucting at the graveyard!"

lucting by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

dulk 

The expired milk from a corpse, typically human

"Pull up cuh, I got some dulk from the graveyard earlier, it's still ripe!"

dulk by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

glorbing 

The act of sticking your hand up a girl while she's on her period and pulling out the biggest chunk of clot you can find (occasionally rolling up multiple clots into a sphere) and either throwing or eating them, most commonly the latter.

"Dude, my girlfriend let me glorb her last night! It was awesome"

"I need to find someone that's okay with glorbing during sex"

glorbing by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

pontoonmaxxing 

When you're trying to confuse someone as much as humanly possible, so much so that it sends them into a completely separate state of mind/consciousness of bafflement.

"I've been pontoonmaxxing my shawty for 4 days now, I've been slipping LSD into her drinks and making her believe she's close to unlocking the ability to communicate with animals"

pontoonmaxxing by ts-pmo February 19, 2024