ts-pmo's definitions
Pretty much another word for blood, but specifically the blood that comes from a person who was slurced (stabbed by their partner during a heated argument). Some say it has a pungent aura.
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the slurce juicemug. The opposite of 'destroyed' - uplifted, built, solid, secure, completed, good, awesome, etc. A riff on funny terms from the 80's such as 'tubular', 'bodacious', etc.
"Mart, I finally got the PS5, I'm feeling stroyed right now!"
"My new mansion has finally been stroyed."
"You ready to get to stroying the set for this play?"
"My new mansion has finally been stroyed."
"You ready to get to stroying the set for this play?"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the stroyedmug. The act of sticking your hand up a girl while she's on her period and pulling out the biggest chunk of clot you can find (occasionally rolling up multiple clots into a sphere) and either throwing or eating them, most commonly the latter.
"Dude, my girlfriend let me glorb her last night! It was awesome"
"I need to find someone that's okay with glorbing during sex"
"I need to find someone that's okay with glorbing during sex"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the glorbingmug. The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.
"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the pontoonedmug. by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the dulkmug. When you're trying to confuse someone as much as humanly possible, so much so that it sends them into a completely separate state of mind/consciousness of bafflement.
"I've been pontoonmaxxing my shawty for 4 days now, I've been slipping LSD into her drinks and making her believe she's close to unlocking the ability to communicate with animals"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the pontoonmaxxingmug. The act of sleeping with the easiest bop / woman you can find. The phrase is inspired by adult star Bonnie Blue, who allegedly set a world record for sleeping with a thousand men.
"Bro, I just bonnie blued Claudia!"
"Really? I did the same thing just a few days ago! That doesn't make us gay by proximity, does it?"
"Really? I did the same thing just a few days ago! That doesn't make us gay by proximity, does it?"
by ts-pmo May 11, 2025
Get the bonnie bluedmug.