pontoonmaxxing

When you're trying to confuse someone as much as humanly possible, so much so that it sends them into a completely separate state of mind/consciousness of bafflement.
"I've been pontoonmaxxing my shawty for 4 days now, I've been slipping LSD into her drinks and making her believe she's close to unlocking the ability to communicate with animals"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
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slurce juice

Pretty much another word for blood, but specifically the blood that comes from a person who was slurced (stabbed by their partner during a heated argument). Some say it has a pungent aura.
"Yo, my plug said he's selling slurce juice now. I really gotta find a new guy"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
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stroyed

The opposite of 'destroyed' - uplifted, built, solid, secure, completed, good, awesome, etc. A riff on funny terms from the 80's such as 'tubular', 'bodacious', etc.
"Mart, I finally got the PS5, I'm feeling stroyed right now!"

"My new mansion has finally been stroyed."

"You ready to get to stroying the set for this play?"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
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bonnie blued

The act of sleeping with the easiest bop / woman you can find. The phrase is inspired by adult star Bonnie Blue, who allegedly set a world record for sleeping with a thousand men.
"Bro, I just bonnie blued Claudia!"
"Really? I did the same thing just a few days ago! That doesn't make us gay by proximity, does it?"
by ts-pmo May 11, 2025
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Bungent

When something feels like the consistency of decomposing flesh - typically within a few weeks of the body passing.
"Dude come here, I just found a fresh munt! Its skin has the perfect amount of bungence!"

"I went to pet my cat and this area around his neck felt bungent, I think he has an infection."
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
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slurce

When you get mad at someone (typically a partner) and instinctively start stabbing them while screaming curse words at them (hence the name).
"Dude I'm in some deep shit, I accidentally slurced my girlfriend! You gotta bail me out bro!"

"My uncle slurced my aunt in front of me when I was a little boy."
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
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milch

The act of walking by someone and pinching them so hard they lactate. People who partake in milch streaking fail if caught by whoever they do it to.
"Dude, life has been so much since I started milching"

"I've been on a milching streak for a few weeks in school now, it's really fun"
by ts-pmo February 21, 2024
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