When you get mad at someone (typically a partner) and instinctively start stabbing them while screaming curse words at them (hence the name).
"Dude I'm in some deep shit, I accidentally slurced my girlfriend! You gotta bail me out bro!"
"My uncle slurced my aunt in front of me when I was a little boy."
"My uncle slurced my aunt in front of me when I was a little boy."
by ts-pmo February 20, 2024
The opposite of 'destroyed' - uplifted, built, solid, secure, completed, good, awesome, etc. A riff on funny terms from the 80's such as 'tubular', 'bodacious', etc.
"Mart, I finally got the PS5, I'm feeling stroyed right now!"
"My new mansion has finally been stroyed."
"You ready to get to stroying the set for this play?"
"My new mansion has finally been stroyed."
"You ready to get to stroying the set for this play?"
by ts-pmo February 20, 2024
The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.
"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
by ts-pmo February 20, 2024
The act of harvesting dulk (milk) from a corpse, typically human, and typically a few weeks old.
Intended to go hand-in-hand with munting.
Intended to go hand-in-hand with munting.
"Fake news doesn't want you to know, luctmaxxing is the new meta"
"Yo come to my place, we can go lucting at the graveyard!"
"Yo come to my place, we can go lucting at the graveyard!"
by ts-pmo February 20, 2024
The act of walking by someone and pinching them so hard they lactate. People who partake in milch streaking fail if caught by whoever they do it to.
"Dude, life has been so much since I started milching"
"I've been on a milching streak for a few weeks in school now, it's really fun"
"I've been on a milching streak for a few weeks in school now, it's really fun"
by ts-pmo February 21, 2024
When you're trying to confuse someone as much as humanly possible, so much so that it sends them into a completely separate state of mind/consciousness of bafflement.
"I've been pontoonmaxxing my shawty for 4 days now, I've been slipping LSD into her drinks and making her believe she's close to unlocking the ability to communicate with animals"
by ts-pmo February 20, 2024
The act of subtlely edging in a public environment to where no one will know what you are up to. Typically requires a blanket and some pocket-sized travel lotion and tissues as a failsafe. If suspected, tucking between the cheeks is a last resort.
"John come on, you need to go to your next class, you've been in here at least 5 minutes after class ended!"
"Just hold on a sec man, I'm doing a cheeky edge"
"Just hold on a sec man, I'm doing a cheeky edge"
by ts-pmo February 21, 2024