MILCH

Mother I'd Like to CornHole; a hot older woman or cougar whose ass is delectable

She was probably about 40 years old but had a great looking ass; she was a total MILCH.

by PMax January 30, 2009

milch

the fluid dripped from the corner of your mouth when sleeping

i slept so hard i milched on my pillow.

by pinochio the mud shark December 5, 2010

milch

To take back something that is stolen from you

My car got stolen, but I milched it back.

by Taylor Kono February 21, 2008

Milch

A milch is a mom you'd like to bang but she is too much of a bitch

Luke's mom is a milch.

by SWEETJANENOTPLAIN September 9, 2021

milch

The act of walking by someone and pinching them so hard they lactate. People who partake in milch streaking fail if caught by whoever they do it to.

"Dude, life has been so much since I started milching"

"I've been on a milching streak for a few weeks in school now, it's really fun"

by ts-pmo February 21, 2024

milch talk

Speaking in iambic pentameter with a steady stream of obscenity, ala HBO's "Deadwood."

Voice from the box-"Welcome to Macdonald's, can I take your order?"

Driver-"Would a motherfucker be so fuckin' blind
as undiscerning to discern
the motherfuckin' value of fuckin value meal partook?"

Voice- "That'll be $6.49, please drive around to the second window, and thank you for choosing Motherfuckin' Macdonald's, Milch talker."

by Pantaloon January 18, 2008

Milch mann

A german milk man. It also depends on which milk you're talking about

Oh look, its the milch mann!

by EndGaming10 June 28, 2021