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Michisexual 

When you're straight, but you can't resist makeing sweet love to that one friend called Michi
- What are you humming?
- A song my one-night-stand sang to me last night.
- I thought you were out with Michi yesterday!
- Exactly. I just can't risit those curls. I guess I'm a Michisexual now.
Michisexual by SVRF March 26, 2022

Mochasexual 

A dark chocolate night rider, usually a male or female of the Caucasian persuasion.
Me (Random Black Guy): I'm about to go shopping, I'm going to do a complete overhaul, all my clothes need to be tighter.
Him (Random Gay White Friend): This realization you're having is the first step down the slippery slope to homosexuality.
Me (Probably Named Tyrone): On the contrary. The tight clothing will make my dark chocolate complexion less intimidating to white women who haven't begun to explore their jungle fever yet. I can be a gateway black guy.
Him (Future Harvard Alumnus): You mean Mochasexuals.
Me (Milk Man Supreme): Yes, all of them.
Mochasexual by ProbablyTyrone April 23, 2013

Mochasexual 

A sexual orientation for people who are drawn to someone of African American or Hispanic descent or who has a "mocha" complexion. Usually white males towards brown women.
"His last 4 girlfriends were either black or latina, turns out he is a mochasexual."
Mochasexual by GummyBlayr August 6, 2014

Mehsexual 

A person who does not derive identity from their sexuality and does not have any particular sexual orientation.
Being up for anything but wanting nothing in particular, she was best described as mehsexual.
Mehsexual by Ochir October 21, 2017

muchosexual 

Someone who enjoys Lots of Sex.
She can hardly get any sleep he is such a Muchosexual!
muchosexual by Jeffroid July 6, 2021

machosexual 

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.
Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.
machosexual by Ty June 19, 2006
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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