Mochasexual

A dark chocolate night rider, usually a male or female of the Caucasian persuasion.

Me (Random Black Guy): I'm about to go shopping, I'm going to do a complete overhaul, all my clothes need to be tighter.
Him (Random Gay White Friend): This realization you're having is the first step down the slippery slope to homosexuality.
Me (Probably Named Tyrone): On the contrary. The tight clothing will make my dark chocolate complexion less intimidating to white women who haven't begun to explore their jungle fever yet. I can be a gateway black guy.
Him (Future Harvard Alumnus): You mean Mochasexuals.
Me (Milk Man Supreme): Yes, all of them.

by ProbablyTyrone April 23, 2013

Mochasexual

A sexual orientation for people who are drawn to someone of African American or Hispanic descent or who has a "mocha" complexion. Usually white males towards brown women.

"His last 4 girlfriends were either black or latina, turns out he is a mochasexual."

by GummyBlayr August 6, 2014

Mishasexual

Having only sexual attraction to the actor and Overlord, Misha Collins.

I used to be bisexual but after becoming addicted to Supernatural, I'm strictly Mishasexual.

by minion99 August 13, 2012

minhasexual

minhasexual is when a brown male loses his virginity before the age of 18 to a white female that’s weighs over 200 pounds

Random Person: should I ask her out?
Erin: if you do you’ll be a minhasexual

by 0ptical April 21, 2022

mohosexual

Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!

INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!

by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

MECHISEXUAL

mechisexual- when a person is attracted to mechanical objects such as levers, pulleys, and computers

I am not bisexual, hetersexual, or homosexual, I am mechisexual and I am proud of it!

by squishycandy October 3, 2008

Michisexual

When you're straight, but you can't resist makeing sweet love to that one friend called Michi

- What are you humming?
- A song my one-night-stand sang to me last night.
- I thought you were out with Michi yesterday!
- Exactly. I just can't risit those curls. I guess I'm a Michisexual now.

by SVRF March 26, 2022