Ty's definitions

machosexual

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.

Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.

by Ty June 19, 2006

Shmian

Shmian- A 15 year old from Cali who is obsessed with GD and likes realy stupid names like Dirk.... he is a mexican whigger who is emo on the inside....

Anne:HI IAN!!!
Ty: No, not Ian, Shmian!!!

by Ty April 19, 2005

Grindhouse

cheap films made in Hong Kong or Japan that are know for being extremely bloody. "Ichi The Killer" is one of the more known one.

Takashi Miike is the master of Gridhouse films

by ty November 25, 2003

fatty fatty 2 by 4

...can't fit through the kitchen door.

(does anyone know the rest of "skinny, skinny, 1 by 8?"

by ty August 26, 2003

Earth

God's reality TV show.

That planet gets good ratings on Uranus.

by ty September 20, 2003

good lord

Said in place of explexitave to children, usu by older adults, as in grandparents.

Believe it was started by GPA (grandparents of America)

Kids to Grandparents: can we have ice cream?

Grandparents: OH good lord, you just had jello

by Ty July 20, 2004

fronch

to insert three or more fingers into another person's anus

"The doctor fronched me during my exam."

by ty July 27, 2004