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mattsexual 

A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.
I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.
mattsexual by MCD December 16, 2013
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Methsexy 

“ Methsexy” Describes a girl with reasonably decent body and semi-cute face that has already started to wither and die due to use and abuse homemade amphetamines.
Example; That stripper Is cute in a “methsexy” kind of way.
Methsexy by Jimmy8fingers January 2, 2019

mathsexual 

Someone who has a romantic inclination to numbers, Pythagoras' Theorem, partial fractions or the like.
Tim: Dude, I just saw him stuff his face in his Calculus worksheet.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.
mathsexual by mootixguy October 10, 2008

mathlexia 

The inability to do math in your head.
Brian's mathlexia made blackjack a challenge; it always took him forever to correctly add up the cards.
mathlexia by Midnight Noon September 8, 2013

Mattsexual 

When You Love That That beautiful handsome tall ginger Matt Instead of Tom Edd and Tord, You know that he is the best of them all and nobody can stop you from thinking that
Edd: Hey I love You!

A Mattsexual: Ew No your disgusting

Matt: Heya~

A Mattsexual: OMG MATT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SO CUTE I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mattsexual by MissBootifuls May 10, 2018

Mythsexual 

The act, or being, of being sexually attracted to a "Roblox Myth".
"Greg really be out here calling himself Mythsexual for G0z"
Mythsexual by lunapovarov December 26, 2019