8 definitions by Midnight Noon
Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.
by Midnight Noon January 23, 2018
The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.
Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
by Midnight Noon July 10, 2012
When the end of a man's belt hangs downward, giving the impression of a flaccid penis hanging loose.
by Midnight Noon October 27, 2013
Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.
by Midnight Noon February 27, 2018
Anything wonderful that is around for a limited time, then gone forever, like certain snacks sold at Costco.
by Midnight Noon June 6, 2017
To give someone oral sex in a public place. Originating from the Alanis Morrissette song "You Oughta Know", where she sings, "Would she go down on you in a theater?"
She gave me an Alanis at the movies
by Midnight Noon July 10, 2020
Brian's mathlexia made blackjack a challenge; it always took him forever to correctly add up the cards.
by Midnight Noon September 8, 2013