8 definitions by Midnight Noon

Anything wonderful that is around for a limited time, then gone forever, like certain snacks sold at Costco.
My summer romance turned out to be nothing more than a Costco snack.
by Midnight Noon June 6, 2017
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A starter marriage that lasts six months or less.
Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.
by Midnight Noon January 23, 2018
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To give someone oral sex in a public place. Originating from the Alanis Morrissette song "You Oughta Know", where she sings, "Would she go down on you in a theater?"
She gave me an Alanis at the movies
by Midnight Noon July 10, 2020
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When the end of a man's belt hangs downward, giving the impression of a flaccid penis hanging loose.
Dude, tuck your belt in! Your belt wiener is showing!
by Midnight Noon October 27, 2013
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A skateboard deck with the wheels and trucks removed, used as a snowboard.
Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.
by Midnight Noon February 27, 2018
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The inability to do math in your head.
Brian's mathlexia made blackjack a challenge; it always took him forever to correctly add up the cards.
by Midnight Noon September 8, 2013
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