Malaysian

People from Malaysia, or with ancestors from Malaysia. People who know how to make some awesome stir-fried noodles. The guys are studs and the girls are attractive and smart.

Whoa, you're Malaysian? Awesome!

by San José March 30, 2008

Malaysian

Country where cyberbully is being enjoyed by the Malaysian and they are proud to be one of the top country that do cyberbully. Freedom of speech is not allowed if your opinion doesn't reflect the majority. They do not tolerate different opinion and only live with one side opinion. Malaysian prefer to be as third world mentality. The politician also practices bribing, and they fought like a circus in parliament, same like the folk, which they fought in social media. They bash the government without realising they are the same. Like politician, like folk. If you found comments such as "Malaysia hadir", please delete it.

John : Malaysian are nice!
Ana : No, they are pretentious without realising their country is being jeered by others.

John : Why do you say so?

Ana : Malaysian do not realise they are being manipulated.

by Open people eyes February 13, 2022

Malaysian Steamer

A bowel movement that starts with the individual perspiring, followed by swamp ass. When the individual is passing the stool, hot steam is coming out of the ass and whistling like a tea kettle; shortly thereafter the stool exits the rectum reaching a terminal velocity of over 150mph. Upon impact the water boils and emits a fecal vapor.

Musto ate at Ayam Kotor and had the beras tahi and got a Malaysian Steamer.

by Bodhi came back August 3, 2013

Malaysian Slingshot

This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.

I gave that bitch the "Malaysian Slingshot." Damn near took her eye out.

by SourJay June 15, 2010

Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.

He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

by Monsterilla May 10, 2020

Malaysian Milk bath

When a heated man cums in a medium sized bath tub and he gets his partner to milk her titties. The cum and milk get mixed with the mans penis and they both sit in the tub and wash off.

Want a Malaysian milk bath??

by tobaiasfunkeee January 16, 2017

Malaysian Flu

Malaysian Flu is the disease suffered by a business person who has been sork'd (getting 'so wrecked' at a business party) and consists of vomitting, headaches, stomach issues, over-sleeping meetings, etc. Sometimes, the Malaysian Flu is incorrectly attributed to a bad combination of meds and alcohol, but really it's just the result of having consumed way too much alcohol. Named for a business traveler who suffers this condition while traveling on a business trip to Malaysia.

Kirk is suffering from the Malaysian Flu this morning and will not be attending the general session.

by Bobby Blackeyes January 18, 2009