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When some one lets out a giant fart
"Reed let out some MAGOASS"
MAGOASS by popdopcoptop April 6, 2022
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Totes MaGoats 

a way to reinforce the meaning for the word totally.
Hey Man, you up for a night of unprotected sex and submissive binge drinking??

Dude! Totally! Totes MaGoats Man!!
Totes MaGoats by Cojani April 7, 2009
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Totes Magoats 

Another word for "totally"
-Are you going to that part tonight?

-Totes Magoats


Totes Magoats by jeo0619 March 27, 2009
Expression used to describe something bad that has happened or may happen to an individual, group or object.
Ooh! They really fired you? Oh, that's magass!
magass by Bruts December 8, 2009

Totes magoats 

Noun. A thing Liz said before James Earl Jones did, making her totes magoats cooler than him.
Person 1: "Is ice cold actually cooler than being cool?"

Person 2: "Totes magoats!!!"

Person 1: *genuflects* "Your wisdom is absolute"
Totes magoats by JFKray December 17, 2013

Totes MaGoats 

I Totes Magoats Failed the math test today.
Totes MaGoats by (JK)^2 April 29, 2010

toats magoats 

To tell someone to give you a blowjob in a childish manner. Often used when a game or argument has been lost..
John: "dude you shouldnt have won game, those were awful goals"

Jack: "hahaha toats magoats!"
toats magoats by Yjacob June 28, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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