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mad sex dog 

Usually a girl named madison. Is willing to sleep with anyone or anything! Considered "easy to get". This girl is not into dating. She just loves to have those one night stands. She is the girl who will go to a club and bring back at least 5 guys.
mad sex dog by nhs1979 October 15, 2010
what the kids that frequent urbandictionary.com want to see the most, as well as TRYING to associating EVERY word with oral or anal sex.
oral sex sucks guys get used to it, its not proper sex because only the female enjoys it! the male thinking to himself this is crap, no enjoyment whatsoever, got to dump her!
sex mad by TV sucks November 29, 2004

Mad Elephant Sex 

A very funny word first seen in a card game, this word is used to remind people of good old times and funny jokes
Person 1: hey
Person 2: hm?
Person 1: Mad Elephant Sex
Person 2: lmao

Mad Wild Monkey Sex

To have rough sex for an extended length of time.
We will have mad wild monkey sex one day.

Sexual Mad Libs 

1. A game during which one sexual partner unsuspectingly attempts to say obscure or unsexy parts of anatomy during "dirty talk" without their mate losing "the mood". If sexual relations still occurs, EVERYONE WINS!
How to play "Sexual Mad Libs"

1. While talking dirty: Oooh baby, your *nostrils* make me so hot. Show me how far you can spread them

2. While talking dirty: Mmmm, I love the way your *pubes* rub against my skin, it makes me quiver
Sexual Mad Libs by Dr.J-Money February 28, 2011

Madsexual 

Being in love or attracted to acting Madelaine Petsch
Kelly: I'm in love with Mads
Victor: that's means your Madsexual
Madsexual by I'm kelly December 31, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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