MACUW 

Many "Awwwh"s Coming Ur Way

When someone is gonna get alot of sympathy, like when they're ill or someones died etc

Not to be confused with Macaw, a kind of bird

Girl: My cat died :(
Guy: OMG! MACUW!

MACUW by DownloadThisSong March 15, 2008

MaCUNTa 

When a girl has a name such as MaKeena and she is a total bratty snob and a bitch and most would say she is a total "CUNT" So most people just refer to her as MaCUNTa and it sounds almost the same but this girl is a cunt and goes by MaCUNTa.

MaKenna is so fucking bitchy and stuck-up because she is gonna stay home and play with her Dogs and not go to the peep rally with us! Well that's so typical of her and that's why MaCUNTa has no friends!

MaCUNTa by Jillian SlurpyDogPussy Quist-J June 4, 2020

Normal Macaw 

A Macaw that can be dyed blue to represent the dead blue macaws.

Normal Macaw are colored white. Because white things are normal

Black boi: Normal Macaw
White boi: What the heck? What is a normal macaw? What color is it?
Black Boi: White. Because white things are normal

True story.

Normal Macaw by BitchWithDumbDefinitions October 6, 2019

Moutohura Macaws 

The Best professional quidditch team in New Zealand. Known for there speed and agility the Macaws are a very well-reknown southern hemisphere team. Often seen performing in the Australian league of quidditch and Pacific rink.

Signature Play: The Mac-adrado (mix of Macaw and Latin adrado meaning to pare close) This play is similar to the dunk in the muggles game of basketball. The beaters block the center and hit the bludgers towards the keeper. The center then throws the quaffle into the hoop from a very close range guaranteeing points for the team.

Team Colours: Blue, Yellow and Red.

"can't wait for the Moutohura Macaws game tonight!"

Moutohura Macaws by Lathius February 7, 2013

Macushla 

An Irish word expressing affection, ie sweetheart or my dear one.

Macushla was the title of a 1910 Irish love song and used as Hilary Swank's nickname in Million Dollar Baby in 2004.

Macushla by Irish12 February 3, 2010

Macusrant 

When someone says something like their grades but only says it broadly and when someone else asks for more specific details they say they do not want to tell and when someone gets angry at them for pointing it out if they aren't gonna tell more specific details they start to ramble and usually say something like "Why can’t I say I got so bad? I can’t talk in this chat?"

Macusrant dude: I got such bad grades
Random dude 1: well r u gonna tell us?
Macusrant dude: No
Random dude 2: then dont say anything if u're not gonna tell. why tf say "i got such bad grades" in the first place?
Random dude 1: ye
Macusrant dude: Why can’t I say I got such bad grades? I can’t talk in this chat? If I’m not allowed to speak, what is the chat for
Random dude: your such a muhfucking macusrant pussy ass bitch

Macusrant by witnessprotectionforwhat April 13, 2022

macwanker 

The archetypal smug mac owner. They can be easily identified by their smug expression and masturbatory habits involving Apple hardware and/or photos of Steve Jobs.

They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).

{mac owner} Hey loser, had any BSODs recently?
{windows user} You're such a macwanker, paid £200 for a warranty on a product that isn't supposed to break down recently?
{mac owner}.........(sobs into mocha-latte)

macwanker by LlamaFIL September 12, 2005