Macusrant 

When someone says something like their grades but only says it broadly and when someone else asks for more specific details they say they do not want to tell and when someone gets angry at them for pointing it out if they aren't gonna tell more specific details they start to ramble and usually say something like "Why can’t I say I got so bad? I can’t talk in this chat?"

Macusrant dude: I got such bad grades
Random dude 1: well r u gonna tell us?
Macusrant dude: No
Random dude 2: then dont say anything if u're not gonna tell. why tf say "i got such bad grades" in the first place?
Random dude 1: ye
Macusrant dude: Why can’t I say I got such bad grades? I can’t talk in this chat? If I’m not allowed to speak, what is the chat for
Random dude: your such a muhfucking macusrant pussy ass bitch

Macusrant by witnessprotectionforwhat April 13, 2022

Macrant

vi. To talk about Apple Macintosh computers to the point of boring every non-Mac-addict around oneself to death. Something that every Macolyte does at least once in a while.

vt. To bore somebody to death (or close to) with one of the above.

n. An rant of the type described above.

vi. - I like Mac so much that sometimes I just can't help Macranting.

vt. - I have a friend who's a Mac user. He's cool, but it can get a bit annoying when he Macrants me to death.

n. - Steve Jobs is perhaps the only person alive who can deliver a Macrant and insodoing fill everyone around him with joy.

Macrant by Carlos Net April 24, 2005

maurantonio 

typically a last name of a male with small genitalia

wow look at his tiny package must he a maurantonio

maurantonio by GARYYY January 18, 2020

Maruskant 

A really small man named Mateo.

Mr Potato Head was a real maruskant to Bo Peep.

Maruskant by pdawg4lyfe June 7, 2024