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MTG or Mullranny town gang Is a gang based out of mulranny CO.MAYO. membership is highly mystical, and romanticised by the mayo populatation. Statistically harder to get into than Harvard the new members are prospected and vetted vigorously. If one becomes a fully patched member of the MTG they join the mystic tapestry of forefather can drinkers and firestarters.
They say the English lads left dohertys because they were tired, Others say it was because of the M.T.G.
M.T.G by West coast cardboard September 10, 2020
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R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

m.m.w.t.g.s 

*person of same sex*: Cutie got a nice booty😩
You:what?
Them: huh?
You: m.m.w.t.g.s
m.m.w.t.g.s by El ritardo July 31, 2018

H.I.M.I.T.G

1. “Hey I’m Maj I’m The G.O.A.T.” — a phrase and identity created by MajTNC representing confidence, ambition, originality, and being ahead of the competition.

2. A mindset meaning to move like the greatest in your lane without waiting for validation. Often associated with hustle, self-belief, music, and rising from the underground.
“That new tape is straight H.I.M.I.T.G.”
“Bro been on his H.I.M.I.T.G lately.”
“Everybody started saying H.I.M.I.T.G after MajTNC dropped the project.”
H.I.M.I.T.G by Superstar1001 May 29, 2026

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away
Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.? 

What the damn hell would Gary the mother fucking friendly sea snail do?
Girl: Should we get dinner?

Guy: W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b 

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back
Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b
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