Magic: The Gathering, a collectable trading card game that will consume you, your life and your income!
I Just bough a whole cycle!
by arran October 3, 2003
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A very good and very popular trading card game by Wizards of the Coast. Far superior to Pokemon but targets an older group.
by Rakeri August 12, 2003
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Insane or crazy. Totally devoid of any attatchment to reality like Marjorie Taylor Greene.

In reference to Marjorie Taylor Greene, the QAnon-supporting, conspiracy theory-pushing Republican representative from Georgia who believes school shootings are hoaxes, Jewish space lasers are responsible for wildfires in California, Trump was the greatest president ever, Democrats are child trafficing, baby blood drinking pedofiles, et cetera.
by sdl1958 February 6, 2021
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"Who needs sexual intercourse when I have MTG?! I mean, this Giant of Azeraz has a 4 / 6, trample, and swamp walk."
by AJ May 7, 2004
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MTG stands for Meal Ticket Guaranteed. MTG is a word used in dating game when a female only goes out on date knowing that her meal is guaranteed no matter is she going to have sex with a man or not . Usually females use beta males for MTG but don’t sleep with them. No matter how ugly or beta a guy is a female doesn’t mind some meal, so she would be definitely down for MTG. MTG is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz , who is host of “Jisun Benz Show”.
Britney: Hey girl , you going to date with Scott?
Amber : Why not, i am just going because MTG, i am not gonna have sex with him.
by Jisun January 26, 2020
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some gay ass roblox train simulator game
Person: I'm playing Train Simulator 2018
ROBLOX Cunt: I'm playing MTG
Person: the heck does that mean
ROBLOX Cunt: Mind The Gap
Person: sounds like a crap game
by gayass69 February 13, 2018
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A degree of delusional derangement worthy of Marjorie Taylor Greene. Craziness on par with believing that the Sandy Hook massacre was staged, that Trump is a Messiah sent by God to smite the Democratic child-killers lurking under the pizza parlor, and indeed that he "won" the election. To clarify; that Adam Lanza did not kill any children but that Hillary and Biden regularly do so.
Have you spoken to Lauren recently? She gone the full MTG.
by Monkey's Dad February 2, 2021
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