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Magic: The Gathering, a collectable trading card game that will consume you, your life and your income!
I Just bough a whole cycle!
by arran October 03, 2003
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A very good and very popular trading card game by Wizards of the Coast. Far superior to Pokemon but targets an older group.
by Rakeri August 11, 2003
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"Who needs sexual intercourse when I have MTG?! I mean, this Giant of Azeraz has a 4 / 6, trample, and swamp walk."
by AJ May 07, 2004
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The Best Neighbor hood ever.
Throwing snowballs at cars
fights at the pit

o and did i mention No NIGGERS !!!!
Mtg talk shit get hiT EP
I live in MTG the best fucking neighborhood ever

MTG NigGer free!!!
by SRstangs March 07, 2009
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some gay ass roblox train simulator game
Person: I'm playing Train Simulator 2018
ROBLOX Cunt: I'm playing MTG
Person: the heck does that mean
ROBLOX Cunt: Mind The Gap
Person: sounds like a crap game
by gayass69 February 13, 2018
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MTG stands for Meal Ticket Guaranteed. MTG is a word used in dating game when a female only goes out on date knowing that her meal is guaranteed no matter is she going to have sex with a man or not . Usually females use beta males for MTG but don’t sleep with them. No matter how ugly or beta a guy is a female doesn’t mind some meal, so she would be definitely down for MTG. MTG is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz , who is host of “Jisun Benz Show”.
Britney: Hey girl , you going to date with Scott?
Amber : Why not, i am just going because MTG, i am not gonna have sex with him.
by Jisun January 25, 2020
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