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J.M.L.K. 

A superhero/awesome guy. His existence revolves around being the coolest guy on the face of the planet. He's even had a song written about him and his sidekick Noshmetoo entitled "J.M.L.K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe)". He is currently dating Noshmetoo's sister, Nashmetoo.
"J.M.L.K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe)"
J.M.L.K. by JBreezyTheMan September 16, 2009
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Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A 

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a 

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.
The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.
Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.
H A N D M I L K by Numme February 8, 2019

M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L 

Mother I'd like to kiss and would consider fucking later.
No, Matthew. She's just a M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L
M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L by milfknowers November 9, 2010

T H I C C M I L K 

Me: “I got some T H I C C M I L K
Dani “noice”
T H I C C M I L K by codenamedoIphin November 17, 2020

M.I.L.K. 

Mother I'd Like to Kiss. It signifies a less vulgar attraction to a mother, still preferably not your own. Perhaps a friend's mother that is more sweet and cuddly than yours and maybe she offers some milk and cookies when you come over.
Yaw, yo mama is a M.I.L.K. to the max. WHOO LAWDY! WHIP OUT DEM COOKIES!!
M.I.L.K. by jew dash lee muda fukka November 24, 2007