Mönk 

A flounder that has an unnatural ardour for 'mguu'. Often looks like they're walking on a peg leg. Overly expressive when talking (a lot of head movement, hand gestures, shaking of the face much like Richard Nixon).

Me : ERMERGHERD THEOBOLD UR SUCH A Mönk
Theobold : *skrrrrrrs away on peg-leg*

Mönk by jamzyyyy July 3, 2018

Monk 

an oddly addictive, endearing cop dramady on the USA cable network, centering around the character of Adrian Monk (played by Tony Shalhoub), a San Fransisco detective battling with obsessive-compulsive disorder and his grief over the death of his late wife, Trudy.

i usually don't watch TV, but i make an exception for Monk.

Monk by dagger_grrl February 17, 2004

Monk 

I can't believe no one has given the real defintion yet. A monk is a dedicated religious person who lives in a monastery.

Monks love teh monastery.

Monk by mcire June 29, 2005

monk 

Monk is a word that can be used in place of many other words just for the fuck of it. It can be used as an adjective noun or verb

1. yo bro I think I'm gonna get my monk on with that girl.
2. monk off man.
3. stop being so monking annoying

4. you down to monk? (dtm)

monk by patharvey May 13, 2018

Monk 

short for Monkey, used to describe someones annoying behavior

that wasteman's a monk ahlie.

Monk by heybitch2000 June 6, 2018

Monk 

An incredibly good show starring Tony Shaloub. Sharona used to be Monk's assistant but she left and now his assistant is Natalie :-( But its still the funniest show on. Monk is afraid of milk, dogs, germs, small spaces, elevators, kids and birth. He is OCD and needs everything to be perfect. His wife, Trudy died in a car bomb accident and he will never be the same. Hes funny though, and so is everyone else on the show.

It's a jungle out there, disorder and confusion everywhere.........

Monk by *August* September 5, 2005

monk 

South Floridian slang term for "vagina"

JJ: Lil' nigga Saki eat that monk
Saki: Fuck you, maaaaan.

monk by Tenenbaum December 18, 2006