monks

shortened form of monkey, a sweet little guy who is constantly trying to entertain people. occasionally can cross into the territory of circus gimp but whom we love

Nat: monks is such a cutie
Cat: i know, bless his little monkey socks

by kittycat July 6, 2004

monks

To be sick from alcohol before reaching the intended destination or party, resulting in an early end to the night.

I totally monksed last Friday! I got so wasted I couldn't even make it to Ollie's Bible Bash!

by dragonlady313 April 1, 2011

monks

a combining of the words "man" and "chunks".. Has two meanings as described in the examples below.

E.G 1 "I heard about (coz i don't watch em myself obviously!) a porn film where the guy finished off my giving the girl a pearl necklace of monks"

E.G 2 "Whoa! you shoulda seen the car crash before with an 18 wheeler and a guy on a moped! Fuckin monks everywhere!"

by I L Evans August 20, 2007

monks

monks is everything and anything.

brock 1: i failed the test
me: damn thats monks...
Brock 2: I got a 100
me: thats monks nigga

by monksisahoodnigga April 18, 2024

MONKS

monks is everything and anything

Brock: Yo i failed the test
Me: damn thats monks
Brock 2: Yo i got a 100
Me: Damn thats Monks!

by monksisahoodnigga April 18, 2024

Monks Junk

An idiom that has the same meaning as Dogs Bollocks, Mutts Nuts and Bees Knees.

1) Descriptive of the absolute best in anything.

2) The ultimate in greatness.

Frank: "Oh my god, did you see that goal I just scored from the halfway line?!?!"

Steve: "Mate, I've never seen anything like it, that was the Monks Junk"

by TheMeltingSnowman June 24, 2011

monks walk

A school full dickhead boys, a lot of slags and girls that think they’re the shit but are really some clapped cunts. Basically a just a shit school.

person 1: Ah you know poppy? she goes monks walk

person 2: pffft who would go to that school full of slags and dickheads

by yournumberoneslag April 19, 2019