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shortened form of monkey, a sweet little guy who is constantly trying to entertain people. occasionally can cross into the territory of circus gimp but whom we love
Nat: monks is such a cutie
Cat: i know, bless his little monkey socks
monks by kittycat July 6, 2004
Words you can keep
To be sick from alcohol before reaching the intended destination or party, resulting in an early end to the night.
I totally monksed last Friday! I got so wasted I couldn't even make it to Ollie's Bible Bash!
monks by dragonlady313 April 1, 2011
a combining of the words "man" and "chunks".. Has two meanings as described in the examples below.
E.G 1 "I heard about (coz i don't watch em myself obviously!) a porn film where the guy finished off my giving the girl a pearl necklace of monks"

E.G 2 "Whoa! you shoulda seen the car crash before with an 18 wheeler and a guy on a moped! Fuckin monks everywhere!"
monks by I L Evans August 20, 2007
monks is everything and anything.
brock 1: i failed the test
me: damn thats monks...
Brock 2: I got a 100
me: thats monks nigga
monks by monksisahoodnigga April 18, 2024
monks is everything and anything
Brock: Yo i failed the test
Me: damn thats monks
Brock 2: Yo i got a 100
Me: Damn thats Monks!
MONKS by monksisahoodnigga April 18, 2024

Monks Junk 

An idiom that has the same meaning as Dogs Bollocks, Mutts Nuts and Bees Knees.

1) Descriptive of the absolute best in anything.

2) The ultimate in greatness.
Frank: "Oh my god, did you see that goal I just scored from the halfway line?!?!"

Steve: "Mate, I've never seen anything like it, that was the Monks Junk"
Monks Junk by TheMeltingSnowman June 24, 2011

monks walk 

A school full dickhead boys, a lot of slags and girls that think they’re the shit but are really some clapped cunts. Basically a just a shit school.
person 1: Ah you know poppy? she goes monks walk

person 2: pffft who would go to that school full of slags and dickheads
monks walk by yournumberoneslag April 19, 2019
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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