jamzyyyy's definitions

Sleeping Pattern

Something someone with a regular job that isn't streaming , YouTube or playing World of Warcraft has.

Person : Hey you! Yes you! Get to sleep, Your lack of a sleeping pattern is unhealthy!
WoW Player : *lazily slurs* Lemme fnsh ths dunjun *eats week old unidentifiable food off the floor*
WoW Player : *Finishes dungeon and ques up for 'one more'

by jamzyyyy August 27, 2018

Frube Maneuver

When you squeeze the cum out the condom to eat or impregnate similar to when eating a Frube (UK) or Go-Ghurt (USA).

"Pulled the Frube maneuver last night, shit taste hella good"
or

"He had Chlamydia so he pulled the frube maneuver to get me preggers"

by jamzyyyy October 3, 2022

Butt Lust

The feeling of lust towards towards a particular ass.

Guy 1:'Yo, bro y'all see that ass over there?'
Guy 2:'Yeah Man I got heavy butt lust on that shit'

by jamzyyyy May 30, 2019

Faffy

A mighty specimen related to the nonce.

random child : oi nonce get'ere
me : stfu faffy
random child : shit im outa here

by jamzyyyy July 2, 2018

big fuck off

When you want something obscenely/aggravatingly large to fuck off because of its annoying existence or presence.

person 1 : "can you get the salt please"
person 2 : "no Johns big fuck off ego is in the way"

or

person 1 : "Why isn't the traffic moving"
person 2 : "Because that big fuck off truck crashed in the middle of the road"

by jamzyyyy January 15, 2019

Mönk

A flounder that has an unnatural ardour for 'mguu'. Often looks like they're walking on a peg leg. Overly expressive when talking (a lot of head movement, hand gestures, shaking of the face much like Richard Nixon).

Me : ERMERGHERD THEOBOLD UR SUCH A Mönk
Theobold : *skrrrrrrs away on peg-leg*

by jamzyyyy July 3, 2018