Mélenchon 

the best guy in France. He is a god in Jeuxvideo.com forum and the most meme'd politician from the country.

Can't stenchon the Mélenchon!

Mélenchon by chocolatine September 1, 2017

Can't stenchon the mélenchon 

"Can't stenchon the mélenchon" is an expression used by the candidate to the 2017 french presidential election, Jean-Luc Mélenchon.

It could has been created on the Jeuxvidéo.com's forum by users to show their preference for Mélenchon rather than Marine Lepen (far right). It has been inspired by the sentence "can't stump the trump" even if Mélenchon doesn't share the Trump's point of view.
This catchphrase quickly spread on the internet. Now, it became a slogan for the Mélenchon's party : La France insoumise.

Hey, Can't stenchon the mélenchon

Can't stenchon the mélenchon by Tipounk March 4, 2017

Melancholy 

To be 'melancholy' is a brand of sadness that is over thought, prolonged and can be caused by any reason regardless of its the magnitude. It's a very personal, heavy weighing sadness. It has similar characteristics with depression however, melancholy is an insidious sadness. It's more than simple desolation or dejection, melancholy feeds on pensive self reflection in such a low state, reflecting lower and lower on itself until you can't see anything other than sadness.

Example 1)
Person 1: I just went for a 5 hour walk, didn't bring any food or water and just listened to music.
...
Person 1: It's 3 AM... maybe I'll just eat tomorrow.
...
Person 1: ... fuck I need to stop thinking about this so much, it's making me Melancholy.
...

Melancholy by Slerbo October 19, 2013

anal melancholy 

The sadness expressed by the anus the morning after a euphoric spicy meal containing chillies.

I am experiencing such anal melancholy after last nights curry.

anal melancholy by jadw August 23, 2009

Melancholy Masochist 

Noun: A man who constantly subconsciously pursues women who are unattainable or more so not girlfriend material at all. And through this process suffers heartbreak repeatedly due to the combination of lack of self confidence, paranoia, the need to please and on the females part and outstanding combination of mind games, misread-able flirting and leading on. Broken at that point the man continues to pursue romance with another similar candidate as the previous as if he enjoyed the pain.

Ex: "Aww man David likes Jane?! He's such a Melancholy Masochist, she's gonna fuck him over just like Tina, Molly, and sandra did. and then he's gonna break down and do it again.

Melancholy Masochist by the pain of atlas January 21, 2010

Melanchorny 

When one is sad and horny at the same time.

I just watched “Love Actually” I’m so melanchorny right now.

Susan blue balled me so hard dude...I’m so melanchorny.

Melanchorny by gingertalksshit November 25, 2017

Melancholic 

Extremely fucking sad

“Im feeling melancholic today”
“Wow it’s ok”

Melancholic by Fullofglee February 28, 2020