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Mélançon 

A French nickname for a depressive, gloomy, melancholic person. Can also be spelled Mélanchon in Standard French.

Interesting historical factoid: This name was given to Pierre Laverdure ("Pierre the Green") a French colonist from La Rochelle, in Western France, who settled in Nova Scotia and Quebec. All Quebec and Louisiana Cajuns who bear this last name are all descended from him, and all are related to each other at some point. See: cousins

Laverdure was known for witnessing many tragedies in his life, and suffering from bouts of traumatic melancholia. Hence his nickname given by other colonists.

Pronounced: May-la'h-sa'h (letter N's are usually silent in French, after the first letter)
"Le pauvre petit Mélançon"
Mélançon by Kongamuse May 31, 2013
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Melancon 

A ball cradling deep throating coworker who will do anything to get a promotion they don’t deserve.
Yo, that new guy was just in the trailer with boss man taking one on the back. I guess he’s got the promotion now. He’s a real melancon.” “That dude will poke a hole in your floaty while swimming in a pool of sharks just to survive 10 more minutes. What a melancon.” “Jacobi just got caught giving the boss a tuggie and now he’s a chief. He melancon ed it.”
Melancon by ROJOKERCO September 22, 2022

marshall melancon 

a damn shmexy man that's big and fluffy
hey there's that kid marshall Melancon, man he's so shmexy

rheald melancon

a great guy who loves baseball
hey rheald melancon!
rheald: yo
rheald melancon by Endi12 December 21, 2025

melancohol 

Sad alcohol
- Alcohol that makes you feel depressed
a feeling of melancohol hung around the german beer
melancohol by inggumn July 31, 2006

melancoholic 

someone who is addicted to the feeling of being melancholic or depressed
1: "Dude everytime I give Alex the aux cord he just plays sad songs."

2: "Yeah dude, that guy's a melancoholic."
melancoholic by ms tobed smith October 22, 2018

Melancolony 

When a sense of melancholy becomes so great that it infects the mood of every person in a group, town, or area. No one is spared.
Roanoke became a melancolony when aliens started abducting the children.
Melancolony by ThatOneNerd August 23, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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