Månstrånk 

The Swedish expression “tråk måns”, but backwards.

Person 1: “Öhh Skaru mä pån bärts ele?”
Person 2: ”Nää ska t farstun m systern min”
Person 1: ”ÖÖÖÖÖH din sablans (månstrånk)!”

Månstrånk by Dragonlordslayer69 January 8, 2022

Mantracker 

The Canadian Chuck Norris, also known as Terry Grant:
Two people take off into the bush with a map, a compass and a head start. The tracker is on horseback, armed with a local guide and an arsenal of forensic skills. The prey have 36 hours to reach a finish line some 40 kilometers away without getting caught. How they escape is up to them.

"Know your land, Know your prey" - Mantracker

Mantracker by M3Tt January 26, 2009

manstrapped 

1. when a woman has a man hold her purse for her, he has been manstrapped
2. when a woman has been whipped by a man, she has been manstrapped
3. when a woman dates a man and stops seeing her friends, she has been manstrapped

Denise manstrapped Frederick when she had him hold her purse for her while she went to the washroom.

manstrapped by Dahlia R October 16, 2008

manstacked 

Verb to be used when doing manly stuff

I manstacked that grizzly bears face into the dirt, or I manstacked that chick so hard shes now in a wheelchair, or I manstacked over the grand canyon on a f#%cking dragon or that tiger came right for so I manstacked him into outer space. you just got mastacked. There is not much a man cannot manstack

manstacked by chad the manstacker September 9, 2013

manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies

"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"

manstration by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

manstrating 

The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little bitch for no apparent reason.

"What's wrong, baby?" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha

manstrating by Ælystea December 19, 2006

Mastrangelo 

Master of Angels

Man hes such a Mastrangelo

Mastrangelo by Joey Mastrangelo September 26, 2008