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manstacked 

Verb to be used when doing manly stuff
I manstacked that grizzly bears face into the dirt, or I manstacked that chick so hard shes now in a wheelchair, or I manstacked over the grand canyon on a f#%cking dragon or that tiger came right for so I manstacked him into outer space. you just got mastacked. There is not much a man cannot manstack
manstacked by chad the manstacker September 9, 2013
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MANstache 

A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.
Sure that guy can grow a goatee with no problem, but he has nothing on my Manstache.
MANstache by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007

Manstake 

A mistake without admittance, however recognized by involved parties and not mentioned thereafter.
A chum walked away from a friend after accusing them of an ill action, despite being wrong. They both knew the manstake, and decided not to mention it.
Manstake by SnowTheDictionary August 14, 2014

Google Mapstalked

When a person Google Maps searches another person's house. Much like facebook stalking, but you see where the person lives which is essentially much more creepy.
Person 1: Hey, do you need directions to Joe's place for the party?
Person 2: Nah, I already Google Mapstalked it. He lives in a development.
Person 1: That's not creepy at all.
Google Mapstalked by sadcamel October 14, 2010

manstake 

My biggest manstake was telling her she didn't need a boob job BEFORE I'd seen her boobs!
manstake by Elios26400 May 17, 2018

Jafavian mansacker 

Someone is from the land of Jafavia who also just so happens to be a master in the art of mansacking.
Quandale dingleberry - “ my cousin gaylord paid 350 dollars just so he could get mansacked by the jafavian mansacker “

Manstake 

When a man fixates on a woman at a distance only to note that the woman is a man upon closer inspection.
The other day I saw a hotty on the beach, but she turned out to be a manstake.
Manstake by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008