M'ed

To have one's body enhanced via Plastic Surgery, especially breasts or butt.

Pronounced: "EM'ed"

Origin: Miami (Florida) slang- "M" = Miami
or after Miami Plastic Surgeon Michael S. of Bal Harbour, Florida (Known as Dr. "M" among South Beach model types.)

Jessica Simpson must have got totally M'ed, her funbags look much bigger and bodacious!

Have you seen Billy's little sister since she got M'ed? He just became my new BFF.

by Cindy Vera January 18, 2007

M'ed up

Messed up

My woman M'ed up and did not do the dishes by the time I got home, so I had to slap her yo.

by El Negro September 17, 2006

ma'm-ed

Its when the queen or another female member of royalty owns or pwns you

the king: I will own you at Call of Duty

the Queen: Bring it

1 minute later

the queen: woooh headshot!

the queen's assistant: oooooh the king got ma'm-ed!

by Olberoony April 4, 2010

P.M.ed out

zonked on tylonol PMs

"i don't remember that plane ride at all, i was P.M.ed out"

by lauren August 30, 2003

M'Mac'ed

Sudden realization that your woman is the most amazing ever

--After 3 weeks of being away, I visited her in Maryland and was M'Mac'ed yet again

by --Kev April 21, 2004

M-Night-Shayamalan'ed

When one player in a two (or more) person storytelling bonanza rapidly brings the story to a hault with an unexpected, yet, perfectly flawless twist or sequence of events that tie up all the loose ends; leaving the other person in a state of shock and awe.

"Little did they know that the small, yet thrifty scotsman had REALLY ingested a pseudo *amulet* as a means to cover-up his real death by erotic asphyxiation and had actually sold the true diamond gem to Gerald the meerkat after his lucrative return from space, which he then used to buy his family's freedom back in Cairo where they were being held hostage by the confused Walrus's parents who sought the diamond *amulet* for it's mystical 'hat - to - rabbit' magical properties in the hopes of presenting it to their son (whose only dream it was to some day own a rabbit), as a means to make amends for the years of land-dwelling socialization they had forced upon him in the desert."

".........wow, you totally just M-Night-Shayamalan'ed me"

by drbambam January 10, 2013

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all'

I think its "who", but really not.

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all' took all of my things.

by Incorrect definition December 9, 2019