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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
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I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.

I Think About Killing Myself *Almost* Every Day

Depending On How bad it is, the person may or may not include “almost”
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“I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.”
Or
“I.T.A.K.M.E.D.”
Or
“ITAKMAED”
Or
“ITAKMED”
I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D. by Dolphin Daddy December 18, 2025

Medfield, MA 

illest place on earth negro
paul mahoney is the g-est person in medfield, MA yo. keep it gangster yo.
Medfield, MA by mcnuggggets August 31, 2006

Medford, MA 

City outside of Boston that used to have industry and house people who worked in it. Historically a working class haven that suffered a lot during Boston’s deindustrialization and saw a lot of people move out. In the past ten years or so, the housing prices went from cheapish to fairly high due to proximity to Boston and attracting new, wealthy Bostonians and millenials. However, they mght be disappointed by what they find. Schools suck, population is confused about the rapid changes, people being priced out, etc. While the neighborhoods are supposedly getting good ON PAPER, the town itself is not. Most things about it still suck and the city does not have enough money to fix the roads or keep streetlights on. However, some neighborhoods such as West Medford (a historically black hamlet) and the area north of the Square are getting nicer, and I see why people might want to move there. Overall its a town where adults who lived there for 25+ years are stuck in the past, kids are bored and pissed, and newcomers are chillin. The town as a whole seems to be trying to figure out what the future has in store.
Danny: “Lets go to Medford, MA.”
Dino: “Sure.”
Medford, MA by mahkywallz June 5, 2018

Medfield, MA 

a place where nothing happens. absolutely nothing. the most ive done is go to my friends house. how eventful.
wow im going to pauls house again where ill play xbox then go home. and maybe see a girl and go to the pizza place and eat pizza. thats what happens here in Medfield, MA
Medfield, MA by unknown? hehe September 30, 2005

medfield, ma 

Everyone that says bad things about Medfield are teenagers who are bored. I am 24 and when I was living here in my teens years I thought it was boring. It's only because you don't know what you have. You should appreciate that you are safe. You should appreciate that you have good schools.
I've lived elsewhere in the state since I graduated, and believe me, when you have your car vandalized, get your pocketbook stole, and get harassed on the streets of some other towns that are less fortunate to have all the GREAT opprotunities that you all have, then maybe that will put it into perspective. Anyone is LUCKY to live here where you can feel safe at night to walk down the street. Every town has it's flaws. NOT EVERYONE IN TOWN IS RICH. And why is that a bad thing. I wasn't rich, and I didn't drive a BMW to school. I drove an 87 oldsmobile. Noone made fun of me. NOT EVERYONE is republican, if anything, it is the opposite. But to each his own. Why does it matter. If you don't like other peoples politics don't discuss them. Noone forces their views on you here. That is untrue. Also, as all high schools may have their clicks, it is not anywhere close to as bad as other places. Trust me. Appreciate your life. If your parents are rich, appreciate the home and safety they have provided, and if they are on of the many "non-rich" people in town, appreciate that they bust their ass to be able to have you live in a town where you can play safely, and get a good education. It may be "boring" to you, but at least you aren't living in poverty, scared you might get shot in a drive by in Dorchester. Once you grow up you might realize that boring is better than scared.
Medfield, ma is a great place to live.
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