Lynott 

The Irish life of the party. To say a Lynott is funny is a understatement. A Lynott is likely to come from a large family. Naturally musically inclined with an extreme sense of humor and known to drink any potato farmer or sailor under the table. Established in Ireland and Germany in the 1800’s. Once immigrated to North America Lynott’s were primarily established in the Northeastern portion of Pennsylvania. Many Lynott’s were mistakenly labeled Lynett upon arrival to America. A Lynott is a lover not a fighter. A Lynott keeps his word and will never turn their back to you. To marry a Lynott or enter the family in any way is a privilege.

How could you not love a Lynott.
A Lynott is a keeper.
You wish you were a Lynott
Lynott blood runs deep.
Party like a Lynott just one time and you’ll need a week to recover.

Lynott by Phil_Lynott June 18, 2018

Phil Lynott

Phil Lynott rose to fame as the bass pounding lead singer of 'Thin Lizzy'. Although other definitions on this site state these facts, he did not die of a heroin overdose and he was not born in Crumlin. He was born in West Bromwich in England, but was raised in Crumlin. He died of multiple organ failure after many years of heroine abuse. He was in the hospital for a week before dying. Phil Lynott was the coolest man around. He was once asked what it was like to be black and Irish. He replied - "Like a Pint of Guiness". Ever the joker and the ladies man, Phil was also one tough guy, and was quick to defend his friends with his fists and his razor sharp tongue if needed. He is missed dearly to this day, and has left one of the greatest legacies in rock music behind him.

An example of Phil Lynott's razor sharp tongue:

When told about a bad review he recieved from a reporter who was well known for not liking Hard Rock music, Phil replied 'If you see him, tell him I think he is a cunt, and if he is around when you are... (and you will point him out to me) I'm gonna knock his fucking head off.'

Phil Lynott by El Dentonio April 10, 2009

Phil Lynott

Absolutely amazing musician. Born and raised in Crumlin. Formed a band that went by the name of Thin Lizzy. He had a very cool afro and was "so Irish he sometimes forgot he was black". He had a very distinct Irish Accent. he is one of the greatest musicians in the world.

"Are there any girls out there with a bit of Irish in them? Are there any girls out there, whod like a bit more Irish in them?"

Phil Lynott by Peter August 4, 2004

phil lynott

legendary singer of 'thin lizzy' died in 1986 of a heroin overdose

any of the gals out there want a bit more irish in them

phil lynott by steevy price price price April 1, 2003

Decisan Sosa is Gay for Mr. Lynott 

Decisan Sosa’s vagina is so small yet fat it could hold both skibidi toilet and Mr. Lynott all in one breath. Decisan Sosa competes with Aunime Sperling and LARPs to have sex with Skibidi Lynott.

I can’t believe Timmy is so obsessed with Decisan Sosa is Gay for Mr. Lynott while eating Decisan Sosa’s shorts.

Decisan Sosa is Gay for Mr. Lynott by SkibidiLynott April 5, 2024

Lynette 

She’s an absolute angel who will make your day. She can be a total goofball and comedian at times but can be the sexiest girl in the world. There is only one true lynette who’s the prettiest of them all. She is perfect in every aspect. There are many things she loves to do such as eat Cheetos and make fun of her boyfriend.

I need me a lynette

Lynette by Bu6s August 30, 2020

Lynette 

A girl that is tough but pretty at the same time. She can be your best friend if you show her respect, but your greatest nightmare if you don't! She has an amazing personality but can also be quiet at times. You have to get to know Lynette to see how amazing she is.

Guy 1: "Wow did you see Lynette take down that guy?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she's actually really nice."

Lynette by wellwhoknowsthat August 25, 2011