Lynford 

Tough dude, better not messed with. Sexy, intelligent, loves beautiful women. Honest as gold. A women's dream! Keeps secrets!!!

Lynford is a great guy to have on your side.

Lynford by Dfgtr August 20, 2019

Rena Lanford

Main female character of the godlike rpg Star Ocean: The Second Story.

The main healer in the game, and the second person in the entire game who can cast restorative magic.

Rena Lanford is the goddess I worship.

Rena cast "Fairy Heal", restoring 2000+ HP to the party.

Rena is FAR more useful than that pussy Noel. And she has one of the best VAs in the whole game.

Rena Lanford by Holy Dragon Sword May 14, 2004

Great Linford Manor 

The local nuthouse of a city called Milton Keynes, often frequented by a village idiot by the name of Pete Winkelman.

The guy is so stupid, they should lock him up in Great Linford Manor

Great Linford Manor by AFCW April 17, 2004

Linford Christie 

(Adjective) To get a wristy

I went back to this chicks place last night, but I only got a Linford Christie. Then I fell asleep

Linford Christie by Frankel May 21, 2013

linford christie 

(Noun); World famous athlete nicknamed by the press as Lunch box, because of his large genetalia. Also has been known to take drugs to increse his stamina in sport.

My god! you're not a woman, your penis is bigger than linford christie's.

linford christie by Jade Goody August 3, 2003

Linford Coote

1) A man with super powers over women;
2) To spooge on one's sister's face.

1)
Jim- I saw Linford Coote the other day.
Josh- Yeah?! I haven't seen that guy for years!
Jim- Yeah, he was about to pull out and give your mom a golden shower.
Josh- WTF???
Jim- She was asking for it.

2) Mel- I sometimes think about doing it to my sister.
Andy- Funny you mention that. You know it's easier to cross the hall than to cross the street. Plus, she let's me Linford Coote.

Linford Coote by DJ Crunk Face February 9, 2005

Linford Wristie

An Olympic wank that is over in 9.97 seconds. Named after the 100 metre sprinter Linford Christie.

I had to make it a Linford Wristie, she could have come home at any moment!

Linford Wristie by Crazybear85 March 10, 2014