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Tough dude, better not messed with. Sexy, intelligent, loves beautiful women. Honest as gold. A women's dream! Keeps secrets!!!
Lynford is a great guy to have on your side.
Lynford by Dfgtr August 20, 2019
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Rena Lanford

Main female character of the godlike rpg Star Ocean: The Second Story.

The main healer in the game, and the second person in the entire game who can cast restorative magic.
Rena Lanford is the goddess I worship.

Rena cast "Fairy Heal", restoring 2000+ HP to the party.

Rena is FAR more useful than that pussy Noel. And she has one of the best VAs in the whole game.

Great Linford Manor 

The local nuthouse of a city called Milton Keynes, often frequented by a village idiot by the name of Pete Winkelman.
The guy is so stupid, they should lock him up in Great Linford Manor
Great Linford Manor by AFCW April 17, 2004

Linford Christie 

I went back to this chicks place last night, but I only got a Linford Christie. Then I fell asleep
Linford Christie by Frankel May 21, 2013

linford christie 

(Noun); World famous athlete nicknamed by the press as Lunch box, because of his large genetalia. Also has been known to take drugs to increse his stamina in sport.
My god! you're not a woman, your penis is bigger than linford christie's.
linford christie by Jade Goody August 3, 2003

Linford Coote

1) A man with super powers over women;
2) To spooge on one's sister's face.
1)
Jim- I saw Linford Coote the other day.
Josh- Yeah?! I haven't seen that guy for years!
Jim- Yeah, he was about to pull out and give your mom a golden shower.
Josh- WTF???
Jim- She was asking for it.

2) Mel- I sometimes think about doing it to my sister.
Andy- Funny you mention that. You know it's easier to cross the hall than to cross the street. Plus, she let's me Linford Coote.
Linford Coote by DJ Crunk Face February 9, 2005

Linford Wristie

An Olympic wank that is over in 9.97 seconds. Named after the 100 metre sprinter Linford Christie.
I had to make it a Linford Wristie, she could have come home at any moment!
Linford Wristie by Crazybear85 March 10, 2014
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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