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Lutong is a person who is really funny and sarcastic. He is a very good friend. He's a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to message him. When he fell in love with a girl, he will never give up. He sometimes has misery to express his emotion towards the people he loves very much, for example his crush, because inside him, he is a very shy person but it can't be seen outwards. He will do everything to make you happy, even when he is really sad. He's a great friend, and could be a great boyfriend.
Lutong is a shy person, he likes girls with long and curly hair.
Lutong by Daniel_Vancouver November 21, 2021
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Lutong Imelda 

A Filipino word to define spoiled or poisonous food.
Tagalog:
Ano ba yan anak? Yung Adobo mo Lutong Imelda.
Yung sapatos mo, amoy lutong Imelda.
Luto na si Imelda.
Lutong Imelda by BBMSARA2022 April 14, 2022
Related Words
Lutong • Lutong Imelda • Luton • Luongo • lutang • luong • Latonga • Letong • Letongue • litong

Jet Luong 

Sexy mf beast at maths and getting girls
Man have u seen jet luong dat boy slick
Jet Luong by Sexy Boi Raz August 18, 2021
Filipino slang for a clueless, ditzy individual that sounds close to the English slang word "space cadet"

One who forgets, daydreams, or otherwise is distracted from reality more often than most.
She's kind of a space cadet but she's nice enough.

Medyo lutang sya, pero ayos sya.
Lutang by Vabe Tellurion December 13, 2022

lootin 'n luton 

An activity or full-time job that approx. 85% of people from luton participate in, involving one of the following:

1. Stealing stuff you cant afford
2. Stealing stuff you can afford
I've seen a lotta lootin 'n luton and I've had my fair share of it too but if i see another mofo taking sum old ladies zimmer frames, im gonna have to get ghetto and it aint gonna be pretty.
lootin 'n luton by Kluke January 19, 2004

Sergeant Bluff Luton VERY High School 

A school consisting of egotistical, thrasher wearing, penny board riding, ped gang joining, soon to be frat boys, and ass out short wearing, titty showing, nude sending, dick sucking girls. Teachers are dtf you on the low. Your grades don’t matter if you’re on varsity, and it’s ok to fuck in the bathroom, and DO NOT forget about Vape Nation baby we gotta smoke up in the bathroom too. We are the pride and joy because we’re better then everybody else. God bless ‘merica
Betty: The kids at Sergeant Bluff Luton VERY High School just make me sad. Those children need some Jesus in there life
Linda: Haven’t you heard?
Linda: They’re trying to build another school to make more of them.
Betty: Oh Lord! May god be with them.
A really sweet girl. She’s really cute, caring, and liked by everyone. She’s just about the most amazing girl u can meet in your life.
She love music, and life in general, and is always ready to try out new thing. She doesn’t know what fear is, and is never scared of getting out of her comfort zone.
Person A: do u know Litong?
Person B: hella yeah, I fucking love her!
litong by SAM-7AA October 30, 2018
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