Lusticles

Blue balls, testicles which have been starved of lust and or release. And therefore become engorged lusticles. Masterbating cannot relieve this tension.

I havnt been near a woman for a week, and my lusticles are aching!

by Captain Standley June 1, 2007

listicle

An article comprised mainly of a list of something annoying.

They are easy for content producers to create or plagiarize, and unlike news content, they remain "relevant" for years. Because they don't take long to read, visitors to the site are more likely to click on another listicle that interests them, generating more traffic. They are also bite-sized and frivolous enough to be shared on social media.

Listicles:
10 romcoms that were based on Greek tragedies
15 shocking things your cat doesn't tell you
The 7 things most commonly found in a celebrity's anus

by 1101165 April 11, 2014

Lesticles

When a man has enormous balls and is afraid of nothing.

To go for it that much on fourth down is proof that Les Miles has huge Lesticles and fears no man.

by Eric GringoLoco2 September 1, 2011

Musticles

to have muscles in your nuts

John took off his clothes and i saw his testicles... he had musticles

by AssAids69 October 3, 2012

Dusticles

The word refers to the dust that occupies your ball sack after not showering for days. May also refer to a very dumb indiviual from British Columbia who fails at everything except failing.

I got a bad case of dusticles.. I better go shower!

Hey dusticles, quit bein' so fucking stupid and do your homework!

by DustyIsFiending April 11, 2009

Lesticle

The left testicle

Suck my lesticle(left testicle)!

by Din Tyrone July 25, 2009

lusticle

The usurped scrotum contents of a man in heat.

The lusticle took over the man's mind as he watched the flapjabber undulate under the influence of a well greased and deeply sincere yodel.

by iam3toed April 18, 2011