4 definitions by Captain Standley

Returd

Someone who is seemingly retarded to the point that they portray themselves as a complete shit.

Random 1: Hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.

by Captain Standley May 13, 2007

Resembulance

A car that resembles and ambulance, but isn't.

This is the term used when out and about and one sees a car that could have been, or looks like an ambulance.

There goes another resembulance.

by Captain Standley May 12, 2007

Artivation

Artistic motivation. When artistic production needs motivating, with aid by any means. Usually a muse.

I need some artivation....

by Captain Standley May 12, 2007

Lusticles

Blue balls, testicles which have been starved of lust and or release. And therefore become engorged lusticles. Masterbating cannot relieve this tension.

I havnt been near a woman for a week, and my lusticles are aching!

by Captain Standley May 12, 2007