Justicles

The balls to bring your own brand of Justice to some asshole that wronged you. Usually brought about by engaging in a bare knuckle brawl or financial ruining of said asshole, it's up to the imagination and rescources.

Dude, where are your Justicles? He just slapped your girlfriends ass!

by The Nobodys January 29, 2009

Chav Justice Warrior

Fools from the UK whose entire self-worth is derived from their favourite football team. They barely care about their own children half the time, if at all, but will become enraged at the idea of a European Super League. A barely legible regional accent, a football scarf, and the latest £150 Nike Air Max bubble trainers that don't last ten minutes is compulsory. Often seen in the safety of herds of its own species shouting Fuck Off You're Going Down at the opposing team, its fans, old ladies in Lidl car parks, or whoever else walks by them in Butlins/Pontins/Benidorm. Pay attention and you'll see the older fatter ones who are too unfit to cause much trouble egging on the younger more impressionable ones to cause it for them by proxy. If they have a garden garden it is likely covered in rubbish and shredded plastic toys that were chewed to bits by pitbulls. They think the 5G phone network is a government psyop and that university is a myth. More recently they have been spotted standing around outside football stadiums looking upset, holding hand-written signs saying things like, 'i luvs me futball i do', 'i luv futty more than me own kids innit', '5G made me do it', 'im a gud dad me like', 'i wont pay child support but i will pay 700 quid for a limited edition pair of trainers', 'me pitbull george best ate 5 of are kids but as long as man u is still in the premiership im appy like', etc etc.

Chav Justice Warriors often vote torie because they don't like immigrants or foreigners, despite the fact at least half of their favourite football team is non-white.

by AliceInUtero May 2, 2021

Poetic Justice

When life hands someone their Karma in an elegant way, with witnesses and without any encouragement from victims or victors. It's the balancing of the scales of Justice in a way that would make a good story for others to learn from.

Honey, after all she did to you, it is poetic justice when karma is served.

by Flowerbaby April 16, 2019

Social Justice Bullies

People who do not realize that people make ignorant mistakes. Mostly from what I've seen Tumblr plays a huge part in this. Basically, SJBs are people that see someone has said something wrong or anti-semitic and they get on social media, call them out, (which is fine) but then they take it to another level and pretend to be for social justice, but it boils down to them just disliking the individual so they bully that person to the point of no return without realizing that people do make ignorant and honest mistakes. (Even if the inciter has educated their self and perhaps presented a public apology that is sincere to the core.)

"I'm definitely down for social justice, but these Social Justice Bullies are a real problem."
"She is honestly sorry, but the Social Justice Bullies do not care for her resolution because they get off on calling people out via Tumblr without trying to educate them."

by Le17 October 4, 2016

Slanguistic Justice

Slanguistic Justice /slaNG gwistik/ /just is/
n. A language devised to make sense of its stolen parts and its survival from colonized genocide. A coded expression that one’s culture uses for privacy, secrecy and protection. It can be used to convey humor; a language that is not viewed as inferior.

v. Righting a linguistic wrong; an unapologetic approach to cultural relevance. Honoring cultural brilliance resisting their language being erased; confirming its authenticity.

Ex. As the teacher graded the student’s paper and saw he began with what’s good, she honored his language because of slanguistic justice.

Ex. Slanguistic Justice must be included in all Anti-Black Racism teaching curriculums.

Ex. You know what I mean, nah mean? It’s all about Slanguistic Justice.

Ex. Slanguistic Justice is the ongoing attempt to salvage identity through language and meaning.

by LTomay Douglas May 2, 2021

Raw Justice

A movie where Pam Anderson gets anally penetrated by tongue and dick. The other hour and 29 minutes of the movie, however, is not worth watching.

-"You see Raw Justice?"
- "Just a minute of it."

by Ladysbuttlovr July 10, 2012

Young Justice

1)Cartoon Network's last hope. An amazing series revolving around the lives of teenage sidekicks who are members of a fictional covert operation group called the Team. It includes interesting plots, awesome fighting scenes, and amazing humor. The series had lasted for three years with two season on hiatus due to constant negotiations with Cartoon Network and DC. Unfortunately, it has been canceled by the evil Cartoon Network due to poor merchandise sales.

2)Proof that all good shows on Cartoon Network always get canceled.

EDIT: As of 11/7/16, Warner Brothers Animation had just revived Young Justice for a THIRD SEASON!!! After three long years of campaigning and binge-watching this show on Netflix, we finally did it, TEAM!

Young Justice has just announced its THIRD SEASON. I repeat, Young Justice is getting a THIRD SEASON!

by pictouch November 15, 2016