Lurpes 

Herpes from lexi.

Ehhh lexi you gave me lurpes

Lurpes by Yaden March 13, 2019

lerpes 

Any of serveral diseases that causes one to slur his/her words while severly intoxicated.

We were so drunk last night we had a major case of the "Lerpes".

Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..

lerpes by doomtroopr April 25, 2009

lurper 

A person (usually high on meth) who rummages through your belongings and steals some random, insignificant object like nail clippers or a pocketknife. Lurpers won't steal your stereo or television. They'll take your razor or cologne.

I told her not to bring that little lurper over here. Last time she took my pocketknife and all the q-tips!

lurper by livesanuk April 22, 2008

lurped 

One who has had their tweazers or toe nail clippers taken from them during the hours of 12am - 4am by a meth lurper.

Whoa dude, last night at that YG banger I was lurped so hard.

Bro, I swear to God that Anthony guy lurped all of my eliquid!

Man I wish I would have lurped that iPhone cord...

lurped by YGproductions June 2, 2016

Lurdes 

A beautiful Mexican Girl who is sweet and very sincere.

Look at that hot girl over there, thats a Lurdes right there!!

Lurdes by asdfjk;;lkjfdsa May 19, 2009

Lurper 

A tweaker on meth ; tweaking ; someone who does dope ; a person who uses Meth

That Lurper has been window peeking all hours of the day.
Damn Lurper needs to put the pipe down swearing there is some one in the trees watching them.

Lurper by ambii.biiatch April 4, 2020

washing lures 

A fishing term to indicate zero success - meaning no fish are biting the lures, so one is just out there dragging lures through the water to wash them off. The term can be applied to other areas of life.

Chuck: "Hey Mike, how were your proposals to change those operational procedures in the distribution center received?
Mike: No one responded at all, so I guess I was just washing lures..."

washing lures by clemence55 June 28, 2009