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When you see some woman in a Popeye's to go line buying four sandwiches and shes the only one in the car. The only job this type of woman could ever have is at your school's lunch counter who hides depression behind her carefully tucked hairnet .
dude, did you just see that lunchlady that passed by?!? ugh.
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lunchlady! 

a special person who will put smiles on faces, drinks in her faces, and gladly recieves hot lunches!
I took a body shot off the lunch lady!
lunchlady! by gary grundle December 11, 2003

lunch lady arms

The hanging fat on the back of the arms above the elbow and under the armpit of a woman. No muscle (tricep) all blubber.
Look at the lunch lady arms on that pig.....
lunch lady arms by D0c July 23, 2007

Lunch lady ass 

Ah ass that's extra tall and extra wide but not at all thicc
Also you don't kno where the legs stop and the ass start
"Damn that fat girl got lunch lady ass smh where her got damn legs even start tho"
Lunch lady ass by YaBoiSam October 18, 2016

Bolivian lunch lady 

the act of a man or woman applying ejaculate in their hair and eyebrows until dry.
oh man I turned her into a Bolivian lunch lady last night.

German Lunch Lady

The lunch lady of the Bulgarian Lunch Line. The German Lunch Lady does a tradition where she puts a spatula up the ass of the last person in line, then uses the contaminated spatula it to cook a stew and serve it to the FIRST person in line. Anyone who stands against this tradition is strung up over a bubbling, hot boiling pot of liquid cum that was concocted via the entire school staff and football team, and then the school has a vote to determine to drench them in the pot. Once it has been decided, the lunch lady feeds the pot to the whole school. This is a normal tradition in Bulgaria.
We had the tradition the German Lunch Lady made us do. Man, it was tough but YUMMY!!
German Lunch Lady by Rionox March 30, 2023

Lunch Lady Arms

Fat sagging (more tricep skin than bicep skin) like a turkey waddle. Some slight discoloration most definitely from domestic abuse. Wrinkled like she smoked two packs a day and blew the smoke on her arms her whole life. Forearms like a twig.
I almost ran a red light today. The woman in the car next to me had the gnarliest lunch lady arms hanging out her car window and I couldn’t take my eyes off of them!
Lunch Lady Arms by Kellito Bandito October 24, 2022
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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